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[[Category:The Yew Times]]

Latest revision as of 23:28, 3 May 2020

Title: Yew Times #26

Author: Yew Town Council


CURRENT NEWS


MARITIME MYSTERY SOLVED


After months of silence, there is finally news of the lost expedition led by Captain Dantes, whose vessel departed Vesper's port four months ago. It is a grim tale to be certain; recounted by a sole survivor who lived to tell it. The survivor in question is a young lad by the name of Jack Lodel, who signed onto the crew to see the world. Later washed ashore; he would be found by the daughter of Marshal Sorrenson, a physician, who would be instrumental in aiding in his physical and mental recovery. Many nights, the young man's cries of terror would awaken the household, and had to be put at ease. According to his caretaker, the recovery would be a rocky one with fragmented memories caused by a particularly traumatic experience. Sorenson stated that he was not sure what had triggered the memories, but it was overwhelming on how suddenly and in such detail they came flooding back. According to Jack, the Captain was searching for the cause of a phenomen plaguing maritime travel, which he believed to be some sort of large aquatic creature. If they should encounter such a beast, the Captain came prepared with a hold full of gunpowder kegs which would be ignited and launched from a catapult-like device secured to the main deck. And they did. It first appeared to be a small island sitting out in the ocean, until it came to the realization of the crew that it was moving. They approached the "island" cautiously until they could make out its surface, which appeared to be made of some sort of etched and hardened material. Then the "island's" head rose from the waters, dragon-like in appearance and seemingly unperturbed by the ship's presence. It was not until the beast began to submerge that the captain grew very animated and insistent that his quarry not escape; ordering two crewman to load a gunpowder keg onto the launching mechanism. The keg landed in the water close to the creature's head and exploded. The beast turned about upon the craft as it rose from the water, until it could be seen in its full horrifying form, comparatively dwarfing the vessel. It was some sort of chimera; an massive turtle body with a menacing dragon head which loomed over the craft. It briefly regarded the crewmen scurring about frantically and gave out a deafening roar, prior to expelling a gout of flame from its throat onto the deck of the ship. The explosion of two score powderkegs tore through the fore deck and enveloped the cargo hold which held a further half ton of the kegs. The hull was sundered in two and rapidly took water. The young Lodel was fortunate enough to be on the aft deck at the time the incident occured and although injured in the blast, managed to survive the brunt of the explosion. The rest of the crew were not so lucky. It is uncertain if the creature was killed or injured as well, as the youth soon afterwards lost consciousness due to his injuries. This account set us about on an investigation into the existence of such a creature, which would ultimately take us to the Lyceaum. There we would find accounts chronicling the era of the first cataclysm of Sosaria where the dragon turtles dwelled in the sea in great number, prior to the sinking of many continents and upheaval of newer land masses. It would be some irony if the creature itself, was the sole survivor of some great disaster which swept its own kind into oblivion.


TRAVEL


TRAVELOGUE: PRISON OF WRONG


Wrong is an underground prison that the Yew Court utilized years ago during the days when Justice was considered that the accused were guilty until proven otherwise. A relic of a forgotten era; it was and is still one of the most feared prisons in the land due to the many souls that had died there. Deep within the prison is a torture room, which most can only imagine what horrors had occurred there, or even the purpose to create such a room. Even the kitchen doesn't seem to have been sanitary enough for human purposes, so it is questionable what was served to prisoners in the past. There are also no known records of their crimes or even of who were incarcerated there. They seem to have been lost or crumbled away with the passing of time. The ancient and long abandoned prison complex is located at the western shores of Lost Hope Bay. Humanoids and beasts have taken up residency in the old prison for their own reasons. Is something drawing the brigands and other cruel beings to inhabit the dungeon of Wrong, or is there something hidden there over the years since it was last run as a prison... besides all the lost hopes of its prisoners? We may never know.


PUBLIC MESSAGES


PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FROM THE CARETAKERS OF THE HEALING SPRING


We are the brotherhood who tend the healing spring which has become quite famous worldwide for its many recent miracles, where the lame can now walk and the blind see, etc, etc.. While it has been a privilige and honor to be a part of this, there has been an ongoing thing that has not failed to diminish the overall experience. And it is THIS. You people with your abandoned crutches. This has got to stop NOW. If you are too lazy to take your crutches back home with you after you have been gifted with the power to walk, then stay home an invalid. One would think that having a new founded ambulatory ability would energize a person to physically carry them back home with them, instead of dumping them alongside or in the spring. Brother Simeon was strolling at night near the stream, meditating, and searching for spiritual portents when he tripped over one of these stupid cripple-sticks. Let me tell you, Brother Simeon was damn near inconsolable. He swore that he was going to be watching from cover very closely in the near future, and he would re-break the legs of the very person the moment they dropped those things. And he said that he would use their own crutches to do it, and I think he would too. Brother Martin has been working very hard on the landscaping to improve the whole aesthetic quality of the area to which he believes with all his heart will create a synthesis of natural beauty and the estatic experience of not being disabled anymore, and you jerks are ruining for everyone. So, we ask that in the future that visitors be considerate to all those involved... or Brother Simeon will sort you out.


Blessings Be Upon Thee. TCOTHS


THE CHANGELINGS ARE HERE! ARE YOU PREPARED?


Your husband, your wife, your children, and even grandma might be a changeling. Especially grandma! Everyday, more of us are being replaced, quietly and progressively. Have you noticed THEM? More changelings are leaving the Twisted Weald to take over our lives and property covertly and they will succeed unless we act NOW! But are there any measures we can take to counter this menace? Of course, but we must act quickly and decisively with a strong will. The Changeling Menace will work very hard to convince you that they are your loved ones and friends. The Changeling will do everything to placate you. Do not let them! Instead, take this approach. Assume, that you are dealing with a Changeling; say for example, "your spouse." When your Changeling sweetheart suggests an evening of sexual intimacy, you just tell them "You would like that, wouldn't you. No thank you. I have better things to do." That will put them in their place. That provisioner in town seems a little to eager to please, but we know better, don't we? Buy as many items as you can hold and walk up to the counter. When he asks you if there is anything else he can do, tell him "Sure friend, you can put these back on the shelves", and give him a wry smile as you walk out. If we do this enough times, we might break their composure and they will give themselves away or just to send a message that WE KNOW. It will not be easy, but you must do your part if we are to win. Humanity's future is in your hands. Good luck.


This has been a public service message from the resistance! (Not Changelings, we promise...)

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