Yew Times 16
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Title: Yew Times #16
Author: Yew Town Council
OCTOBERFEST EVENT SCHEDULED
All are invited to participate in an Alliance sponsored Halloween event which will take place in Yew on Thursday, October 27. There will be an archery contest, and other planned games, followed by a costume contest judged by Clan Moor. Mongo of the Yew guild will be shaving and donating his back hair for those in need of fake beards or wigs. For those who enjoy a good scare, Draken-Korin of the TWT guild will horrify listeners first with his Tales of Terror, followed by a display of his webbed toes. Event sponsors ask that parents act responsibly and not leave their children in the vicinity of creepy VO members who may carry them off into the night. Particular caution should be taken by those polymorphed into chickens while in the presence of Freyalise, who may mistake them for rivals in the pecking order.
SCHOOLBOY SLAIN BY PUMPKIN
Guards recovered the body of an elementary school boy from a local pumpkin field in Yew following an attack by dormant pumpkin entity which had been allegedly awakenedy the young boy's summoning activities. Fellow students claimed that the youth was fixated with the entity for several past Halloweens where he repeatedly made a vigil with no manifestation of the entity in question. Regettably, the lad would finally get his wish. His screams were heard by his elementary school teacher who immediately called the guards, but they were unable to understand her due to her speech impediment. His schoolmates who were nearby claimed that they were unaware of the tragic incident, as they were gorging themselves on fruit pies and dancing like idiots. Standing around the body draped under his own security blanket, his classmates reflected how fortunate they were that they had ignored his many invitations for them to join him in the past, and perhaps that the entity will leave them in peace having feasted upon the soul of their friend.
FURNITURE WINS TOP
PRIZES AT COSTUME
CONTEST
A chair took first place
for its imaginative ghost
costume in a contest
sponsored by the Britain
Crafter's Society. Two
bedroom pieces partnered
up as "One night stand
with big chest" to take
second place. A rattan
coffee table donned a
pointed hat and took
third for its "wicker
witch" costume to the
dismay of present
non-furniture contestants.
BECAUSE ADULTS
SHOULD HAVE FUN TOO
When Trick or Treaters
come to your door, don't
forget to pick up a
something special for
their mom and dad, or
even their Uncle Joe.
Because when adults take
the kids out for an
evening of fun, they need
a little something to take
the chill out of their
bones. So, make sure to
stock up on mini bottles
of heartwarming cheer, to
put that fire in their
belly that'll keep them
going the whole night. And
nothing makes pumpkin
carving with the kids
more fun than matching
shots and hacking a gourd
with sharp knives. So, be
a good neighbor give them
a night that they
probably won't remember,
and keep mini-bottles in
your treat bowl this
Halloween.
OCTOBER TAVERN NIGHT
LOCATIONS
10/03/11-The Modest
Damsel 56o 25'S, 166o
13'E Magincia, Trammel
10/09/11-Joust Macabre,
9:00pm est. ARPC Event
held at the Necromancer
arena in Umbra
10/10/11-Lush House
170* 9'S 25* 56'w
[Ter Mur
10/17/11-Hall of Drunken
Elders (Falling Waters
Fortress) Malas Facet
10.01'S 10.03'E
10/24/11-The Heroic
Hangover Moonglow Town
Council, Co Ordinates:58o
6'N. 145o 25'W Trammel,
10/30/11-Skara Brae
ARPC Trick or Treat
Event! More details to
follow
Publish 2
Edition 16, 10-17-2011