Uncommon Sea Fish

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Title: Uncommon Sea Fish

Author: Cpt. Piddlewash


In thee sacred trust I be bestowin' our knowledge. Ne'er afore hath sailor nor wench set down in pen the secrets o' Sosaria fishing. Tis only by the will o' the Order of the Dragonfish that I do. Tis now up to you to protect this knowledge and earn the trust o' the Order. This knowledge can make ye wealthy. Guard it well. Amberjack:

One o' these days I'm going ta hang up me fishin' pole and start me own brewery, and I'm going to name me brew amberjack. Black seabass:

The black seabass be a more purpley color in me personal opinion, but it wasn' me what named it. Blue grouper:

These be uncommon because most fishermen mistake them for other fish 'cause they ain't actually blue. This be thar natural defense. Bluefish:

If ye be trying ta remember where to fish for bluefish, jus' remember the big blue spot on their fin that looks like a ship. Bonefish:

This fish be havin lots o' bones. Like double the normal amount. I seen some that couldn't even move! Bonito:

Bonito be great when smoked and dried. Tis a favorite of Tokuno. Cape cod:

This fish be found off the cape. Way off the cape. Like, in the middle o' the sea. Captain snook:

Whatever sun baked swab named this poor devil cap'n snook should be keel hauled! I knew Cap'n Snook, this be no Cap'n Snook. Cobia:

Best to not be confusin' the cobia with the cobra, the cobra be requiring a totally different kind o' bait. Gray snapper:

Old sailors say that many generations ago the gray snapper used to be the blonde snapper. Haddock:

When tha' wind's in yar hair, the salt's on yar lips and yar hook's wrapped around yar pole, the haddock be thar. Mahi mahi:

They say that the most persuasive argument is repetition. This might explain why mahi mahi be so popular. Red drum:

The red drum is thus named because o' the sound it makes when you thump it on the head. Red grouper:

Red grouper be extra good with a dalop o' Madam Beamy's hot sauce. Red Snook:

This fish be found anywhere the rest o' the fish in this handbook be found. Shad:

The shad be one o' me personal favorite deep sea uncommon fish. Tarpon:

This fella once told me the word 'Tarpon' be derived from the word 'Tarpaulin', but I's pretty sure he was insane. Yellowfin tuna:

The best thing about tuna is that it tastes like chicken that was eaten by a fish.

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