Trip to Hythloth
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Title: Trip to Hythloth
Author: Fradi-Frighten Orc
Fra'di goes to Hythloth... Oki ab meh blah in da lust sturwie.. meh jus gut dun wid da impurtant delibery.. Meh wun tu da Blok'trug towah we meh herd da yullin und stumpin ob hooves.. su meh hidi in da hule ob a twee.. su dem nub se meh.. meh su twird frum dat lust twip, meh cluse meh eyes, und dwift off tu slweep.. Meh mus hab ben der lung tume.. meh hab alh surts ob dweams.. meh git stuk in da blu dur und nub find da wuy owt.. den une wer meh da biggest orc anywer.. ooh an meh faborite une wer mey flyin lik dem liddle burdies.., und da lust une meh wuz unfure, dat une skare meh mojo, ib wuk meh ub.. *sniff sniff* wut dat burnin smel??? IB MEH!!
Meh jump owt ob da hule.. Meh lebba armah ib smukin.. Meh wun awund skreamin trwin tu clomp ib owt wid meh paws.. den meh twip ober a ruck, und sturt rollin und da gwund.. ib funaly stups burnin.. den meh her ib, ib wuz a lwud ruar ob lafun.. meh luuk ub und der ib Kaladin ob Neg'Latuk, hem a majuk, hem paws stil gluwin frum da wall ob fure hem made un da lug meh wus slweepin in.. hem blah meh wuz snurin tu lwud, su hem decided tu flush owt wut eber wuz hidin in der..
"Pug, ju kum wid me, da orcs am guin tu a baddie cabe, dem mught neeb nuw armah und tingees befure dem leeb". Su meh fulluw hem bak tu da orc furt, twyin tu brush da blak stuff off meh armah.. as suun as we git der, meh gu wite tu wurk, smeltin da smelties, und makin da armah.. whule da orcs ar gathurin owtside..
Dey alh kum in tak wut dey neeb und gu upstwairs.. Neb'gojo, Shagrat, Kaladin, Gogmagog, Grun'tok, Og'norg, Lurtz, Acejuk, und U'nuk.. abter a shurt tume ib gut qwiet upstwairs.. U'nuk kums duwn, un blahs "weh guin tu hythluth, Ju kahm tu." meh luuk ober meh shoulbers der nub une der.. hem blahin tu meh? "PUG! ju nub her MEH!?". meh guess su, Meh blah "yub, oki" und wun ubstwairs.. DER NUBUNE DER, alh da Orcs am gune excupt fur Gogmagog.. Oo meh hab a buda fellin abut dis..
U'nuk libs hem hed wid a snort ab Gogmagog.. Hem git hems majuk buuk und hem face jus goes blunk wule blah des wurds "Vas Rel Por" meh fel da air chunge, ib git alh twingle (ju knu lik wen ju roll awound un da mojo bur furs, den tuch jur faddas slasha in da curner, ib spurks und knuck ju duwn) wel aniway a blu dur comes ub owt of da fluur .. GAH MEH HATE MAJUK..
Meh nub wunt tu gu in der.. bu U'nuk alweady hab hem paws un meh shubin meh in ib..
In a flash, der we ar sumwere else, mek luuk awund, *sniff, sniff*, meh hab neber ben her befur, dis a new plwace.. meh smel mojo wada alh awund, da sultie wada..
U'nuk gibs owt turches und blak wadda... den hem kum tu meh, "Pug, ju lissen tu meh, ju du EBER ting meh blah ju tu du, NUB MADA WUT!" meh am shakin nub sure ib it frum hem yullin ab meh ur da fellin ob wut wus tu kum suun... meh am bery nerbus .. U'nuk gib me a turch und blahs fur meh tu hold ib up su hem und da uder kan se... Den eberune goes in da cabe...
IB MOJO DURK in HER... den meh her a growl "PUG!" meh knu whu dat wus (U'nuk) wut hem blah fur meh tu du? -goes to scratch head but hits himself in the forhead with an unlit torch-
Gah, meh tuld ju meh wuz nerbus, su meh lit da turch.. Ooo meh wush meh dibnt nuw.. wut meh saw jus abut mak meh duzzy, der wer su muny baddies..
sume meh neber sen befur ... luts se der wer da Fure Warrghs, un da Majuk MunkyBats, Gwargies, und NUW Gwargies wid numes lik scurking, burnin, karred, und swelterin... oh meh nub lik dis..
meh nub wunt tu mobe, but dat uders gu furward, EY! dunt leb meh her by mehselb...
Meh twyed tu stay owt ob da wuy, U'nuk tuld meh tu kept da turch un, un git alh da tings da det une wer karryin.. su meh du jus dat un neffin else. Until meh wuz takin sum shinnies off a munkybat, meh herd a luw gruwl, meh turn awund un der wus dis wed warrgh luukin ab meh, droolin.. GAH wen ib jump ab meh, meh twyed tu skar ib wid da turch, bu ib blew fure owt ib muth, GAH, MEH WUN bak tu da uders wid ib chasin meh, meh nub culd hidi frum ib, ib knu eber wer meh went..
da uders mighty orc clomped ib det, whil meh hidi behin sume urange cape...
Wen ib wuz det, meh luuk ub, *gulp*, meh wuz hidin behind U'nuk, hem jus luuk ab meh shaken hem hed.. Sume ob da orc hab tu leeb, su da majuks made sume mur blue durs fur dem. Dis meh chance, but eben befur meh kuld wun fur da dur, U'nuk steped un meh paw, und blah "ju nub guin aniwer pug, ju stayin wid meh"..
Su, mur ob da sume happuned, jus wid less orcs, meh git chasbed by 2 munkybats.. den U'nuk cull fur meh.. Meh wuz urder tu hidi in frunt ob da dur hulding dos funi nume Gwargies.. meh trembled alh da way tu dat dur, eber step meh sweatin mur und mur.. nub wauit dat cuase meh am hot, meh put meh paws ub tu da duur ib wus BERY HUT!! meh turn tu blah dis tu U'nuk, hem YULLED "STUP JUR WHIMPERIN PUG!, und hidi".. su meh hid in furnt ob da dur..Meh knu dis wus guna be bada, Meh set da turch in da grwund, und pull meh chopah owt..
sumune kick da dur upen, GAH dat heat wus MOJO.. meh mus hab flunched frum ib, da Gwargies se meh un sturt clompin meh. Oo Meh am twaped nub kan wun, nub kan hidi.. meh tak deep bweath, und stuart swinin meh chopa.. da buttle wus lung .. bu we win.. meh am mojo twired, bein da libin blocka und al dat..
U'nuk cull fur dur bak tu da furt.. Nub dis tume meh go thru ib.. (meh wunt tu git da fark owt ob der..) Bak at da furt, meh gib U'nuk alh meh kullected.. Majuk slingah, hundrebes ob slingah stiks, almust fib tousanbteen shinnies.. meh luk in da bug une mure tume.. der ib sume majuk wada.. "U'nuk, sur, wut dis purple wada du?" U'nuk "eww, dat am ah specual wadah frum da bludgod,it make ju bwave" U'nuk "it make ju MOJO!" Fra'di "weally?" U'nuk "Yub , Gu ahed, use ib" su meh upend da tup, dat buttle sturts shakin un phisin.. gah dis must be strung stuff lik da u'nuk blah.. den ib expludes...
da shuk ob ib must hab knuk meh owt, da nuxt ting meh meber ib luyin unda straw.. huw meh gib her? meh hed hurtz , meh twired, meh gu bak tu slweep, bu write be fur meh eyes cluse, meh se da Ju'sug, hur walk owt wid meh armah.. *snore*