The Tale of Vuagh

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The small elven figure walked slowly through the forest surrounding the Yew Orc Fort. His quick steps going unheard by the wildlife surrounding him. He was supposed to meet the Orc soon and even now the faint glow of the rising sun could be seen on the horizon. "Ober ere Elb." A voice that could only belong to an Orc whispered. "Hello Orc," The Elf said moving closer to the Orc but still keeping to a safe distance. "What is your name if i may ask?" "Meeb name is Vuagh..An ju nub hab tu stand so far awuy meeb nub gunna urt ju." Vuagh replied, paying more attention to the Elf's pouch that reeked of ale then to the Elf itself. "Yes, yes i trust you. My name is Kay'lel'a." "Meeb nub care letz git dis ober wiv." Vuagh grumbled sitting on a stump. "So Vuagh, first lets begin by where were you born?" The elf took out a scroll and some pen and ink and began to scroll down information. "Meeb was born neer da humie town called Caina. Da deddies ub da Oh Ee Ez were eber! where an dey nub likied da Urks berry much but dey saw meeb un day an dey say dat meeb had talunt fur clumping humies so dey let meeb lib." Vuagh snatched the Elf's pouch and removed a jug of ale sipping it as he spoke.

"Aftah a few monfs of meeb libbin neer der city der guddezt Necroman-tingy called upun meeb. Meeb waz kindub scawed cauz meeb saw wat dey did tu da humies, but meeb figured it waz nub gunna urt tu bad if dey clumped meeb." Vuagh stared into space for a while as if day dreaming.. "Umm Vuagh?" The elf said waving his hand in front of the Orcs face. "Yub yub Elb meeb iz ere...Oki az meeb said, meeb went tu da mojo towah ub Gulgutha and climbed da stairs tu da ruuf. On da way ub meeb twampled da bunes ub mojo Humies an Elbs alike. Da towah waz rittled wiv bunes. Meeb stepped ubun da ruuf and da mojo Majuka called fur meeb." "Orc." he said, his pale skin outlined briefly in the moonlight. "You are leaving here." "Meeb nuwe wat waz kumin an bwaced meebselb fur a swurd tu da gut..but den he said mure." "We are sending you to the Stormreaver orcs on the mainland near the city of Yew." "Why meeb wunna guw der. Meeb said." "Because there are other Orcs like you who you c! an kill with and live with."

"Yub okis but meeb nub guuda in da killin an da choppin." "I see.." The aged warlock said. "I will give you a gift then.." "Ooh iz it some alkurhol?" "No Orc it is something more it is the gift of magic." And with a wave of his hand and a few arcane words he released the magical energy within the tower which pierced Vuagh's soul. "There." The necromancer said, suddenly tired. "You will be fine now, step through this door." He demanded quoting the words that brought a gate between locations. "Step through now!" "Okis, will it urt?" "NO Orc now go!!" "Meeb stepped through and waz suddernly at da steps to da towah, meeb went inside an met da Chief an dat waz it." "Ok thank you Vuagh now about this Golgotha, can you give me any more information?" "Bah, leeb nuw Elb before meeb send jur body bak tu wer ju came frum." "Yes yes." the Elb yelled already a good distance from the meeting point. "Farkin Elbs... Maybeeb ders some hurses at ! da furt meeb iz kinda hungury...."