The Pirate Song

Title: The Pirate Song

Author: DeadBob

Against convention we rebel

To sail the sea of briny foam

We drink with demons straight from hell

And chase their asses home

The waves be drunk and so are we

The moon be high and so are we

We're sinful dirty pirates

And we're sailing to be free

We'll blow yer ship to smithereens

Board yer women & belay yer men

We'll sink yer bloody brigantines

And haul yer treasure to our den

So flee the hull that flies the skull

Or Davey Jones will pick yer bones

Cannon balls and boarding brawls

Are winsome cheers to buccaneers

- DeadBob (UO, 2010)