The Britain Bugle III

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Title: The Britain Bugle III

Author: NesunDorma - Reporter

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THE BRITAIN BUGLE

July 7th, 2009

Perversion Must Stop

No doubt I enjoy a frolic in the hay a much as any red blooded savage man, but the recent events that I have witnessed at the Yew sheep ranch and they walk around whistling dixie pretending nothing is happening.

I am calling all chivalrous knight to the battle.

Further, the sheep hearder (and we all know how they roll) do nothing!

Slip them a 10k check and they walk around whistling dixie pretending nothing is happening.

Lets take our pastures back!

Nesun Dorma - Britain Bugle Reporter

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