Tavern Songs
From Atlantic Roleplay Wiki
Title: Tavern Songs
Author: Bards of Britannia
The Bards of Britannia Proudly Present,
Tavern Songs,
Volume One.
A merry collection of
drinking songs, dancing
songs, and songs of
raucious delight.
Drink Me a River
I'll drink me a river!
Drink me a river tonight!
I'll drink me a river of
ale and wine,
I'll drink me a river
tonight!
I'll drink me a river,
'till the Ale comes
through my nose!
I'll spit it out and roll
about,
Drink me a river tonight!
I'll drink me a river,
A river of ale and wine!
Float in a moat like a
man on a boat,
And drink me a river
tonight!
Don't tell me to stop!
Drink till I reach the
top!
Get so drunk I'll walk like
a skunk,
Drink me a river tonight.
I'll Drink me a River,
I'll drink me a river
tonight!
Drink me a river of ale
and wine,
I'll drink me a river
tonight!
The Wench Dance
Well it all starts in fun, But then just one! Man gets brave and shouts, "She's my wench! And if you touch'er, I will take you out!" If you find yourself in this situation, All you've got 'ta do, Is walk to the man, Give him a hand, and then just sing this tune! Grab a wench, Toss a wench! Kiss a wench and then! Spin a wench, Twirl a wench! And kiss that wench again!
Hold a wench, Scold a wench, And love a wench all night! If ye sing this song to a man without a wench, You'll likely end a fight! Brawling is For Men
Rah Rah Rah! I'll kick ye' in the mouth! If ye curse my way, Or spit in my ale, I'll kick and scream and shout!
Rah rah rah! A fight's about to start! That son of a donkey, Come in and insult me! I'll go rip out his heart!
Join in, gather round, As we punch and yell and pound, Thirty men, all at it again, Beatin' eachother to the ground!
Ye got a chain around your fist, You better watch your back! That lowly move, Will make ye lose, When a feller pulls an axe! Rah Rah Rah, Swing your swords and knives, When dagger's drawn, This brawler's song, Is ready to take flight!
Rah Rah Rah,
Let's not draw too much
blood!
The tavernkeep,
Not a man can beat,
So after we brawl, RUN!
The Bard's
Drinking song
Drink drink drink!
Drinkin' all day long!
My wife's mother,
Said get a job! So I
decided to write a song!
Drink Drink drink!
Drinkin' all day long!
I may not have much
gold,
But my stomach's
mighty strong!
Drink Drink Drink!
Drinkin' through the night!
I'll fall asleep when
mornin' comes,
And then I'll drink 'till
moon's abright!
Drink Drink Drink, Chug it down the hatch! Swingin fists, and throwin' kicks, Ye better drink it fast! Drink Drink Drink, Drinkin' all day long! My mother's wife said get a job! So I decided to write a song! Now... I just sit and sing, and sing all day, Between my sips of wine, And if they say, "GET A JOB!" I'll say... Get yours, I have mine!