Tales Of The Tiller Man
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Title: Tales of the Tiller Man
Author: Lady Tang
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Serpent's Hold and I met a wench who claimed to be an Avatar of the virtues? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Buccaner's Den and I met a fellow who could tell you all about every sort of animal? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Vesper and I met a wench who told me she was from another world? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Moonglow and I met a fellow who was the best healer I've ever seen... until he caught ill and died? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Trinsic and a fellow was having a ship built in the harbor? It was huge but it sank at the christening. Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Britain and I met a wench who made the worst clam chowder I ever tasted? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Tokuno and met a wench who kicked me really hard when I got friendly? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Nujel'm and I met a wench who turned out ot be a powerful mage? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Vesper and I met a fellow who turned out to be a liche who wanted to steal my soul? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Yew and I met a wench who said she knew Lord British personally? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Nujel'm and I met a fellow who turned out to be a follower of Blackthorn? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Britain and I met a fellow who had some get rich scheme involving selling tickets to watch people kick a ball around? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Jhelom and I met a fellow who turned out to be a master mage? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Vesper and I met a fellow who turned out to be a follower of Blackthorn? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Magincia and I met a fellow who befriended a cuddly ferret? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in the Tokuno Islands and I met a wench who was so scared of the dark she always had a lit lantern? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Magincia and I met a fellow who said he'd found a piece of Exodus, but accidentally dropped it in a well? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in the Tokuno Islands and I met a wench who made the best apple pies I ever saw? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Minoc and I met a wench who told me I was the ugliest old salt she'd ever seen? Anyway,'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Skara Brae and I met a fellow who claimed to be an Avatar of the virtues? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Magincia and I met a fellow who could tell you all about every sort of animal there ever was? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Minoc and I met a wench who turn out to be a powerful mage? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Skara Brae and I met a fellow who turned out to be one of Lord British's Guards on a secret mission? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Moonglow and I met a wench who sang with an awful screech? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Britain and I met a wench who threatened ot marry me? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Skara Brae and I met a fellow who was having a ship built in the harbor? It was huge but it sank at the christening. Anway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! DId I ever tell thee about the time I was in Moonglow and I met a fellow who said he's found a piece of Exodus, but accidentally dropped it in a well? Anyway,'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Trinsic and I met a wench who turned out to be married? Any, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Vesper and I met a wench who served the sweetest apple wine I ever tasted? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Skara Brae and I met a fellow who claimed to be Lord British? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Trinsic and I met a wench who had golden hair as lovely as the sun? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Magincia and I met a wench who was so scared of the dark she always had a lit lantern? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Moonglow and I met a fellow who thought this world was just a reflected image of the real one? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Skara Brae and I met a wench who turned out to be a powerful mage? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Nujel'm and I met a wench who wore so much plate mail she rusted solid and starved to death when it rained? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the tine I was in Britain and I met a fellow who turned out to be a thief? Anyway, 'ris a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Britannian and I met a fellow who used to mutter spells over his food, just in case it was poisoned. Anyway. 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Serpent's Hold and I met a fellow who said he'd found a piece of Exodus, but he accidentally dropped it in a well? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I tell thee about the time I was in Britain and I met a wench who turned out to be a follower of Blackthorn? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Trinsic and I met a wench who threatened to marry me? Anyway, tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Minoc and I met a fellow who claimed to be some sort of Time Lord? Anyway,'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Skara Brae and I met a fellow who said he'd been swallowed by a whirlpool, and it turned his hair white? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Yew and I met a fellow who tried to make friendly with a tavern wench and got ale dumped on his head? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Tokuno Islands and I met a wench who claimed to have visited a magical city in the mountains? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Magincia and I met a wench who turned out to be a powerful mage? Anyway, 'tis a dull story.
Ar! Did I ever tell thee about the time I was in Skara Brae and I met a fellow who turned out to be one of Lord British's guard on a secret mission? Any, 'tis a dull story.