Pugs View 3
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Title: Pug's View Part 3
Author: Fradi-Frighten Orc
Pug's View part III
-Trembles-
Meh hab tu tak dis alh da wuy ub tu da flouwer lunds?
Gah wut hab meh gutten mehselb intu?
Wid buth rawhides in meh pack, meh hed off suth, une ob da mighty orcs dat ober hurd da new mussiun meh hab, sturts snurtin Ju tupid pug. Meh luuk ub in da sky den ab da drawin Nebgojo gab tu meh,
-Turns Red-
-Turns Maps around-
Ab me wus blahin, meh hed off tu da nurth, fulluwin da drawin, kepin jus un da eabst side ob grishnopolis, meh tink da hummies stil blah ib yew bu meh knu bedar.. Abter a wule, meh luuk ab da drawin und se dis wound ting, meh luuk ub und der infurnt ub be ib a blu dur.. Meh luuk ab da drawin agun, ib tel meh tu gu twru ib, und tink ob trummel britunia... GAH!
Meh knu alh abut dem durs, Meh se da orcs gu in dem, ib dissapur und meh nub se dem anumur, fur lung tume, und sumtume neber agun...
-sniff sniff-
ib nub smel bada, surt ob lik burnt ruut, un garluc, maube wid hunt ob sulfur...
-walks around gate-
meh knu dis majuk, dis makin meh skun crawl, un itchy..
-reaches out to touch it-
Gah ib suck meh in... meh nuw in dis um blak vuid tingie..
-panics-
wut wuz meh supse tu du? Meh nub wunt tu be stuck her fureber
-thinks-
Oo dat wite trummel britunia...
Meh screamed, as dis blak wus alh ob a sudden bery brught... tu brught meh eyes hurt, meh can hurdly se. Den sumting else..
-sniff-
Gah, meh smel alh da nurmul stuff, da critz, da hummies, but uder tings meh neber smel befur.. Ib wus almust ober whelmin...
-rubs eyse-
Den meh se, ib alh dibberent her.. Meh git dis funi feelin in my tummi.. Meh nub knu ib it wuz alh da new smel, ur da majuk dur, bu meh shuldnt hab et dos horsie ribs,befur meh gu in da blu dur..
-Covers mouth and runs off behind a large oak tree-
-emerges from tree wiping snout with his arm-
Oki let meh leh luuk ab da drawin agun.. meh am un da uder side nuw, meh hab tu gu tu da nurth wesb, nub bery far eider, der shuld be towah behund sum howizes..
-looks up and see the tower in the distance-
Yub der ib is..
Liddle dib meh knu, sume ob da orcs ab da furt, decibed tu seb a trup fur Wukgojo.. Wen meh finuly gib tu da hummie towah ( dem blah ib da cidethal ur sum tink lik dat) da Shagrat un da Zimklug wer der wid Wukgojo.. Dem alh balh un yellen sum MOJO wurd s meh nub guna blah agun *turns red* .. bu ib wus alh abut da virchews uns stuf lik dat (meh cobered meh ears meh wuz tuld neber tu lissen tu dem liebs)
Wukgojo turn tu meh und blah wut ju wunt her PUG? Meh luuk ub intu hem eye und twied tu sund mojo meh hab a messug fur ju. hem tuuk une steb tu meh und axed Wut messug? Meh weahed in da pouch und gab hem da rawhide. (YUB, meh knu wut ju tinkin, MEH NUB DAT tupid meh gab hem da write une, gah eberune ib gunin dribe meh nuts ib dis keps ub) Den sum ob sturmhaben allies kum in und da uder orcs und dem gib intu a mojo blahin matuch.. whule meh kept blahin Meh hab anuder messug fur da Cheef ob sturmhaben dem alh jus ignure meh, (meh weally gitin use tu dis)..
Su meh gu owtside und sib on da stebs, da Orcs un da sturmhaben allies blahin turn tu clompin, meh tink da Shagrat burd gut stuck in mojo mudd, meh nub se hem kum bak.. bu da Zimklug wus der un meh hurd hem roar da war cwy ob Bloktrug.. meh se hem charge , und twu, YUB meh blah TWU mojo majuks knuck hem duwn tu da gwund.. (meh neber git dat orc mada ab meh, ib it taks twu majuks tu clomp hem).. Alh dis tume meh am stil wauitin fur der cheef... den meh her apruchin hursies....
Abut twi hummies appuch da towah, su meh stund ub, Wukgojo blah Masta!, bu meh nub knu whu hem blahin tu... den hem blah dis orc nub blah hem nub leebin untib hem gibe ju a messug.. un dat, meh blah twyin nub tu shake Whu da cheef ob sturmhaben? dat wen dis fem jum ob hur horsie, und wulk ub tu meh.. Hur blah Meh am da cheef ub sturmhaben, ShantleMoon meh jump ub tu da tup stb su meh wuld be tuller den her.. Meh hab a messug fur ju.. meh gib hur da rawhide, und jump ob da stwair un hidi behind dis wuud tingee wid watur in ib.. Shantel blah ju wauit a repluy? meh shake meh hed meh wil stay ib ju wunt tu repluy.. den her wead da messug abloud..
Den Zimklug kum bak, wite abter hur wead da hide.. hur turn tu him and blah tell jur cheef da meh cull hem a cowurd, und meh tink meh mak hem wed buuts mune..,
Den hur lebt, Gah wus dat a repluy? meh nub sur, su meh jus stanb der fur lung tume wen finualy, une ob da allies azed meh ib meh gut da messug.. meh blah hur neber blah ib tu meh just da uder orc.. hem blah oki, hem gu blah wid her...
Hem kum owt und blah tak dis messug bak wid ju .. da sturmhaben und ib allies cul da orc cuwards until dey deklare war meh scribled ib duwn, hem den axed meh tu repet ib su meh dib, und auded ju tink meh am tupid tu? Oo dib hem get mada ab meh.. hem grabed meh by da scruf ob meh nek.. und dwug meh tu da blu dur, meh kickin un screwmin , meh nub wutn tu gu bak in der... hem picked meh ub und tuss meh in blahin Now begone from my sight, Retuen to Yew, Felccua.. meh nub hab tume tu remund him ib Grishnopolis..
Meh kum owt da uder side lunded in da durt. face furst.. der meh un da gwound und sum tupid humie twips ober meh, next ting meh knu da guards kum und clompd hem det wite next tu meh (meh tink hem borrowed sumting und meh gut in da wuy.. su da guards dat were cashin hem were able tu katch ub...) Bu nuw dem luukin at meh, su meh gut ub und wun, den hidi in da shaduws alh da wuy bak tu da furt...... Meh gib da cheef da messug, und wun.. meh hab enuf ob dis, meh hab mojo wurk tu du... su meh hed ob tu da bloktrug towah, wen me git der meh her alh dis yullin und stumpin ..
-face loses all color-
Gah, ib it une ting in anudr...