Pugs View 1
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Title: Pug's View Part 1
Author: Fradi-Frighten Orc
Frightened Pug's view Book 1
Meh wuz jus duin meh eberdey tings.. smultin da smelties, makin da armur und da weupens.. carbin slingahs und makin da slingah stiks.. cuukin da yum-yums jus da wuy da mojo orcs lik dem, lught bruwn awund und bludy wed in da mudle.
- wipes drool from chin -
Den wule meh owt choppain fur wuud by da Grekunk Towah.. meh herd dis loud nuisie dat shuk da gwund meh stundin on.. meh tink meh saw da towah mobe tu bu meh nub sure..
Da Neb'gojo kum owt ob da towah, hem eyes alh gween dey luuk lik dem glowin, bu aniway, Hem sturm owt of da towah snurtin und gruntin.. den hem se meh, meh flinched und cluse meh eyes, meh jus hupein hem jus git ober kuick.. eben do meh hab nub idweal wut me dib...
Hem roar loud enuf tu skare alh da burd frum da trees " JU, PUG KUM HER NUW !".. Oo meh shuld wun, nub hem da lurd meh hab tu gu, nub wun, gah nub knu wut kum ober meh but meh jus sturted waulkin tu hem luukin ab da grouwn jus wautin fur da pain.. bu dat neber happened, wen me git der hem shube dis lebba hide in meh chest, alhmust knuckin meh duwn.
Hem blah "gib dis tu da uder lurds den tu da cheef, den bwing ib bak tu meh" den hem turn un gu bak in da towah.. dat alh? oki mah kan du dis... lebs se da Magru towah da cluest meh gu der furst...
Abter meh cruss da ruad, meh her da deddies chantun, meh am nuw skared su meh hidi und moob in da shauduws until meh git to da towah.. meh beat un da duur ab hurd ab meh culd.. den meh her sumtin, da duur upen su fast meh nub abul tu git owt ob da way, und knuck meh in da mudd, der hem ib da Lurd ob MAGRU..
Hem blah "WUT? WHU DER?" meh studer nub abul tu mak da wurds kume owt .. hem luuks ab meh und growls. grabs da hide frum meh paw und wead ib, hem gut angwey, und went insibe, meh git up un gu in da upen dur.. hem jus stupd sciwbble un da hide, rolls ib ub und twuh ib at meh, growlin "GU! ju hab mur wurk tu du!" Meh wun frum der ab fasta meh kan..
Oki den meh gu tu Blok'trug towah, bu me lurn meh nub guna stund infunt ob da dur dis tume... wen me git der meh pund un da dur und step awuy frum ib... meh her dis stumpin ob huves den da dur swung uopen wid loud crush
-hrk hrk meh nub studing der dis tume-
owt step Zimklug Lord ob Blok'trug, hem yell "WUT IN DA NAME OB DA BLUDGOD DU JU WUNT?"
hem cubered frum hurns tu houves in bluud dis jump bak, meh hit meh hed on da banur stick und eberting went blak..
Nuxt ting meh membur ib sumting clud un wet being poured un meh.. "WAK UB JU LAZI PUG" bwing dis tu da grekunk Lurd nuw!!! MOOB ET......WUN!!!!" meh tuuk da hide und wun, and wun, meh wun alh da wuy tu da orc bay... der wer me suw da mojo floatie ob Neg'Latuk, ib wus kumin intu da bay, bu ib wunst hebed fur da ducks uns ib wus moobin bery fasta.. den ib clomped da lund... meh wun ober der, clumb up da boat, und se da U'nuk lyin un da deck.. hem luuk det.. meh poke him wid meh buut.
Hem eyes upened und leered ab meh und blah "Pug! Ju hab till da cownt ub twee tu get ju skurvee face owt ub mine!". meh druped da hide und luuks awound, der wuz nub wer tu gu, but ub wuud pule dat da mojo cluth ib twied tu.. su meh sturing clumbin, gitin alh kind splinters in meh paws.. meh mus nub hab guten bery far ub, U'nuk grabed meh by da buut und pulls meh tu da deck wid a loud thud.. hem gib meh da hide bak und blah "Take dis tu Neb'Gojo, nub stup runnin' till ju get der. Undahstahnd?" su meh sturt wunin tu da grekunk towah wen meh membur dat Neb'gojo tuld meh tu shu dis tu da cheef furst... oki dat ib meh hab a mojo plun meh nub guna gib hurt animur ju watch ...
Meh git tu da main towah, meh gu intu da shaduws un sneekie ub stwairs.. der meh se da Grishnak lukkin ub wut luuks lik buttle pluns, den meh nutice sume humie fem chained in da curner, hrrm,
-suddenly remebers pugs neber wonder about such things and forgets it-
meh sneekie ub und drup da hide unda tabul, und moob bak tu da buukcase. Grishnak turns hem hed und se da hide, pull hem ax und blahs " WHU HER? shu jur selb! "
-grishnak with his keen sence of hearing hears a slight wimper comming from the bookcase-
-with a mighty heave, he throw his axe in that diection imbedding it into the bookcase-
"WUT da FARK? meh mised?" blahed gishnak.
-looks closer and sees a small pug just under the head of the axe, nose bleeding from the butt of the handle,slump to the floor-
"Tupid Pug!" hem den blah.. hem wead da hide und skribled in ib, gabe ib bak tu meh dne blah "Gu, gib dis tu neb'gojo NUW, und ju NEBER snekie ub un meh AGUN ju unberstund?" Meh jus shuk meh hed, hulding meh nose wid a fixie. gut ub und started bak tu Grekunk towah......
su der meh am durty, stinkin ob bludale, shakun, splinters in me paws, wid meh nuse bleding...
Gah meh lub being un orc, eben du meh unly a pug...