Perversion Must Stop
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Title: ~Perversion Must Stop~
Author: NesunDorma - Reporter
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July 7th, 2009
Perversion Must Stop
No doubt I enjoy a frolic in the hay a much as any red blooded savage man, but the recent events that I have witnessed at the Yew sheep ranch MUST STOP!
Naked men can be seen gathering the innocent sheep into a group and conducting a game of... well let us just say patty cake!
The bleeting of the sheep have raised the dead in the grave yard near by.
Further, the sheep hearder (and we all know how they roll) do nothing! Slip them a 10k check and they walk around whistling dixie pretending nothing is happening.
I am calling all chivalrous knight to the battle. If you are a true defnder of in the YEW Mainstrem Civil Association (YMCA) and lets take our patures back!
Nesun Dorma - Britain Bugle Reporter
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