My Diaries

Title: My Diaries

Author: Stalin

I should hope not. That accused creature does not inhabit this mortal coil still, does he?

He does at some times. Who are you?

I am a ghastly scourge upon the land.

I can see that. Which is why you are attending this wedding?

I am attending this wedding for the sole purpose of spawning my seeds of dissent and hatred.

Aha. And what can I do for you? Continue amusing me in the manner that you have been. I do not reference anything pertaining to this eve, either.