Medikal Book Vol 3

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Title: Medikal Buuk Vol 3

Author: Krei'Coug an Zingu

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(--->) sume mahjuk dat letz dem kure diz deize, su it wuld bi pozzible tu kidnab and furce diz infurmatiun owt ob dem..?

Vampurizim- Diz bi moztly a prublem ob da humiez, bud vewi rareli haz diz habbened tu a orc. Bud it kan habben in wealli ware cazes!

Symptumz-

-Orc startz tu lube bluud

-Orc gitz mojo lung fangz

-Orc hatez sunlyght

-Orc steyz awey frum erbz, ezpecialli garlik.

Huw tu Kure-

Dere iz nub knuwn wey huw tu kure an orc witowt clumpin hem. Ju kuld dwibe a stake thrugh hiz heart, bud dat wuld clump hem, ib ju furced a humie tu uze da special mojo mahjuk, it mojo bad fur orc and wuld clump hem. Der nub be a wey yet huw tu cure da orc frum vampriizm! Itb bi knuwn dat Vamprizm iz related tu Curpruz dieize...

Smargle- Smargle bi une ob da mozt harmlezz dieizies, it makee orcs gu cwazy, ju kan tell if dey start tu blah bakwardz!

Happenz tu orcz who hab owt tu sea a lund tyme.

Symptumz

Talkin bakwardz,Actin toopid

Huw tu cure- Bunk dem ober da hed alut until dey -seem- oki.

Mad Pug Dezeez -

Diz wer a pug startz aktin wealli vilunt towards udder pugs. Pugs wib diz dezeez lie mojo amountz tuu. Deez pugs uften neeb tu beh put down tu pwevent spwead.

Kauze: Bad yum yums prubli.

Kure: Der ib nub. Clump till ju ken clump nub muur.