Hubert The Lion

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Title: Hubert the Lion

Author: GreyPawn's Lore


Hubert the lion was haughty and vain, and especially proud of his elegant main. But conceit of this sort is not proper at all, and Hubert the lion was due for a fall.

One day as he sharpened his claws on a rock, he received a most horrible terrible shock.

A flaming hot spark flew up into the air, came down on his head and ignited his hair.

With a roar of surprise he was off like a streak, away through the jungle to Zamboozi creek.

He jumped in kersplash with a shower of bubbles, and came bobbing up with a head full of stubbles.

At first he just stared with a wide open mouth, at the cloud of black smoke drifting off to the south.

The he felt with his paws just in back of his ears, and suddenly realized the worst of his fears.

I'm Ruined he shouted oh what shall I do, I'd rather be dead or go live in a zoo.

And if anyone sees me, oh what a disgrace. I'd better discover a good hiding place.

He looked all around till he finally spied, an old hollow tree with a hole in one side.

He squeezed himself in, but the fit was too tight. The last half of Hubert was still in plain sight.

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