Elves, Orcs, & Others
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Title: Elves, Orcs, & Others
Author: Rune Artisem
I have little love for humans that still dwell within their sicken mortal coil...Yet even they are superior in every aspect to the sickening disease of demi-humans that walk Sosaria. Little of them have any worth and most are not even fit for suitable experiments... And yet they bred quicker then rabbits... A shame it truly is that such flith continues to taint the realm.
Within the pages of this book, I will present pure facts concerning the demi-human disease that plagues Sosaria. I will also present useful ideas that would most to benefit with the cleansing of the flith from the realm...
Chapter 1
The Elven Menace
--You see a picture of an elf's head impaled on a spear--
Elves....May they be High, Drow, Wood, Aqua, Pink, or Blue... The simple fact remain that they are gitty little rats that should be left on the sinking ship... I will not bother going into each "specfic" type, as I don't have the patience to deal with the identity crisis that they seem to share amongst themselves.
Therefore, as it should, I will deal with them as a whole. The fact that they have diversed themselves into so many groups is appauling. How can one race hope to survive divided into so many? And the bickering among them is nothing more then useless prattle... Oh wait... All that they spew forth is bickering... And what have they accomplished for the realm? Protect a few dumb animals? Or give wonderous advise to a king in need? All they have succeded in doing is increasing their numbers without proper population control!
These supposed immortals show no interest or respect in this horrid breeding problem! How will the realm fair a hundred years from now? Creature fighting creature for mere bites of food....All a wonderful thanks from the increasing Elvish population!
The Elvish people are one of the very few demi-human races that should be competely removed from Sosaria. Most are not even suitable to keep alive as slaves.
However, in order to correct Nature's mistake will require a great effort and much planning. Though they have proven their inferior being, the Elven people are many and do have access to many resources...It is a problem that should be taken care of with the most delicate of hands...
Chapter 2
Clump Orcies!
--You see a picture of a skeleton with a mace over an orc corpse--
Useful...Effective...
And utterly idiotic creatures... Orcs are living proof that slaves should exist. It takes generally five Orcs to accomplish what one human can do. It amazes me that some of their numbers can chant simple spells such as "In Mani Ylem"! And the smell they emit is worse then that of llama dung... They however do present a loyalty that is near equal of a pet dog, and likewise should be rewarded with a small bone tossed their way.
The Orcish culture should require a few simple changes... The culling of their weak and the complete removal of arcane knowledge from their society. They have never been fit to be a race that should rule, as they are a race that should be used as slaves...
Chapter 3
Of Dwarves
--You see a picture of sickly Dwarves chained to walls--
Ah, Dwarves... There is much to be said about the masters of iron. They certainly work well with their little brains. And the craftmenship of their labors is nearly impressive. And yet... They are arragorant, greedy, and a self rightous group of slugs! I must admit that I have only seen a handful of these creatures in my travels, and for that I am thankful...
Loud...Rude....Ale consuming pigs! If it was not for the horrible personility traits that these things have, then they would actually be a benefit...However that is not the case...
The dwarves are still small in numbers when compared to Elves and Orcs.
Therefore, I believe that if they can all be rellocated towards an encampment then the nasty habits they have can be forced from their kind. And if not, then they should be set among flames. Armor and weapons aren't that important, now are they?
Chapter 4
Half Breeds
Disgusting. That is the one word that can be used to describe creatures that have the blood of two different races running in their foul veins. These abominations should be culled from the realm on sight. Their mere existance presents a threat to the balance in which all of our fates share.
They do not deserve mercy or pity. They are the true monsters of Sosaria...
Chapter 5
My Closing
Thoughts I will keep this short and to the point.
Demihumans are disguisting warts that sit on the backside of Sosaria. They should be violently popped. I have existed among this realm for what now seems like ages...
The only way we can save this realm is if the blood of the creatures is spilled.
Some deserve complete destruction while others are fit only to be slaves... I will leave you to your own conclusion.... And there will be more to come in the upcoming volumes....
Rune Artisem
Magus of the Arcane
Order of the Ebon Skull