A Nice Story
From Atlantic Roleplay Wiki
Title: A Nice Story
Author: David Sneddon
There was once a nice young lad named Stuffa who lived in a lovely yet lonely place somewhere up near minoc known as sacrifice inn. This place was known as Bartonville.
One sunny day Stuffa decided to go for a walk down to the local shrine where he often liked to pick daisy chains and chase butterflys. When he got there there were plenty of daisies to pick and butterflies to catch, so stuffa cranked the volume on his new Will Young cd and had a lovely old time down by the shrine that day.
Soon it started getting dark and butterflys had all fluttered off to their nice warm homes. (except the ones stuffa had trampled on or caught and cruely ripped the wings off that were dead or in immense agony soon to be dead.)
'I think I better leave right now' stuffa sang 'before i fall any deeper.' as will preached along in cheerful relevance to stuffa's current situation at the shrine.
Stuffa walked merrily back up to his house with will young pumped up all the way on his walkman. He was too busy enjoying his brand new will young cd to pay any attention to the not-so-nice gargoyle and big evil tree beast that were waiting to jump him just outside his own front door for no good reason other than the fact they were just plain evil. Before stuffa knew what was happening he was on the ground, getting kicked in the balls by a massive tree root and hit across the face by a gargoyle's wang.
They took his Will Young cd and ran giggling evily off into the woods. Stuffa picked himself up off the ground and thought he was ok till he noticed his empty walkman.
It was too much for poor stuffa to take. He ran off to his bed and cried and cried for hours on end, before finally settling on pop idol rejects Mark and Sam's dodgy rendition of beatles's classic 'with a little help from my friends' to lull him into a soft, silent sleep...
The next day it was sunny outside, stuffa decided to go down and visit his favourite shrine to make daisy chains and chase butterflys.
He put on his new favourite Mark and Sam cd and skipped off merrily down the the shrine to have a lovely fun time in the sun.
THE END
disclaimer: all events and characters are fictional, any similarities to locations or characters are purely coincidental, based on a true story.
BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTO N!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BAR TON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!B ARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON! !!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BART ON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BA RTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!! BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTO N!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BAR TON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!B ARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON! !!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BART ON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BA RTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!! BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTO N!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BAR TON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!B ARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON! !!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BART ON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BA RTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!! BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTO N!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BAR TON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!B ARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON! !!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BART ON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BA RTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!! BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTO N!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BAR TON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!B ARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON! !!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BART ON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BA RTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!! BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTO N!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BAR TON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!B ARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON! !!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BART ON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BA RTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!! BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTO N!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BAR TON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!B ARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON! !!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BART ON!!!BARTON!!!BA RTON!!!BARTON !!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON! !!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BART ON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BA RTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!! BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BARTO N!!!BARTON!!!BARTON!!!BAR