A Letter Of Complaint

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Title: A Letter of Complaint

Author: Stephanos

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Dear librarian Verity,

It has unfortunately come to my attention after examination of your shelves that a great deal of space upon them seems devoted to what amount to 'fecal diaries'.

Now, I will be the first to say that paying proper attention to digestive matters is key to good health: one must be cautious about what one eats and one's errors can be seen reflected in that which passes through. And the historians of years to come will certainly be grateful for proper accounts in assessing the lives lead by those in Britannia!

However, there is a proper way to organize such things, and it is not to scatter them about among literary works on subjects other than the bowels. They ought be concentrated in a single section, perhaps bound in an anthology of fecal diaries for academic reference. I beseech you to take action immediately to rectify the current sorry state of affairs, before the Britain Public Library falls to madness!

- a concerned citizen.