A Christmas Carol

Title: A Christmas Carol

Author: Evil Roy

And now, for your Christmas pleasure, we will perform a Christmas Carol:

DECK THE HALLS WITH THE BOWELS OF HOLLY

OK men, bring her out. "What? Let me go!"

'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

"Hey! That's my tunic. Give me back my tunic!"

Don we now our gay apparel, Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

"Stop that! Stop painting dotted lines on my belly. Stop it!"

Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la "Wow! That's a big knife you have!"

See the blazing Yule before us, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

"Wait! What are you doing!??"

Strike the harp and join the chorus, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR GH!"

Alright, men, Deck the Halls with the Bowels of Holly! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

) Thank You All And a

Happy Holidays to Ye :)