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[Walter]

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Walter screams, "Foreman get over here!."

"Yes, sir Walter?"
"Why is there an elf on your crew? Was there no Humans to hire for that position?"

"Well sir we thought he was the most qualified to do the job as a bricklayer."
"You were wrong to take a job a human could do and give it to an elf."

Quickly Walter draws his dagger and sticks it in the foreman's throat.
Looking to a Human worker, "You need a new foreman."

Slowly he walks the elf back into the woods. "The penalty for taking a man's job is death." With that he slits the elfs throat the elf tries to hold the blood in but it spirts out like a fountian forming a pool of blood on the ground. Walter leans down and carves out the cheeks of the elf and tosses them to his dog frank.

"They say animal cheeks are the best part." He watchs Frank chew the first one up but ignore the second. "I didn't think they would taste good sorry Frank."

With that he returns to oversee the rebuilding of his home.
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[20:28] Inkari: walter=chuck norris

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