Ziggy the Mongbat Journeyman


Joined: 20 Jun 2004 Posts: 125
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:14 pm Post subject: The Impish Lair of Zoltan the Imply Impaler! |
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Ziggy flew and flapped through the air for what seemed like seconds.
He landed on a bed of flowers.
He then mourned for the crushed flowers.
"S...s...s..so we m..meet agian, Ziggy!" said Zoltan the Imp.
"You're an imp." said Ziggy.
"I know I am." said Zoltan.
"Then why did you ask?" asked Ziggy, who then hopped and flapped into a tree for no apparent reason.
Ziggy laughed diabolically, and made a hand motion "Now, my Bunny Rabbits of Doom shall c..capture you!"
Two white fluffy bunny rabbits came out from the flowers that Ziggy crushed, and began nibbling at one of Ziggy's wings.
Ziggy screamed in horror!
Zoltan cackled evily.
"If only y..you were wise enough to join me. I..imagine it! Ziggy and Zoltan the Amazing Evil Geniuses! Y...yes!"
Ziggy laughed in Zoltan's face.
"I've got wings!" said Ziggy proudly, and then wiggled his mongbat wings.
Zoltan laughed in Ziggy's face.
"I have wings too! I hop and flap even better than you, Mongbat!" Zoltan slapped Ziggy.
Ziggy giggled as he played with a rock he found on the ground
"Stop that you f..fool!" said Zoltan, "Tomorrow I s..shall, take over S..sosaria!" yelled Zoltan with an evil cackle.
Ziggy looked confused.
Zoltan spoke, "I will k..kidnap all of t..the blacksmiths in all of the f..facets, and t..torture them, until they g..give me Super Imp Armor! Then I s..shall k..eep them in captivity until no one has good e..quipment! Ha Ha h..a!" said Zoltan.
Ziggy flexed his mongbat muscle, "I will not allow it, Zoltan!" said Ziggy, who then kicked Zoltan in the knee.
Zoltan hopped and flapped in circles saying ouch.
Ziggy hopped and flapped around in circles after Zoltan, but sadly, he wasn't quite fast enough.
They hopped and flapped around in circles after eachother for about ten minutes, when Zoltan finally tripped.
Ziggy whacked Zoltan in the head with his wing.
Zoltan got up, shook his fist at Ziggy, and said "I'll get you next time, you pesky mongbat!" and then began to hop and flap away.
After about a minute, when Zoltan was finally out of sight, Ziggy decided he should get out of Zoltan's lair. He then made his way out of the underground lair to begin his next whimsical adventure. |
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