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Ariana Lenoir
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:11 pm Post subject: *tacks up a discreet note* Reply with quote

The player of Soren, Tierna, etc will be flying to California for a visit and staying with me and my family for several days in mid-May... so don't plan anything she needs to be involved in for May 17th to the 21st. I'm open to all bribes and trades for anything you wish her to endure during her stay. I have the capacity for such mundane things as making sure the water turns ice-cold in the middle of her shower to anything involving massive amounts of tickling til she pees.

Her birthday is the 18th of that week, so for an additional nominal fee I will provide her birthday spankings and hugs as well as fantastic opportunities such as taking her out for dinner and making sure the staff sings the "Happy Birthday" song loudly and obnoxiously telling everyone we meet that day that it is her birthday. Keep in mind, we have three children who I'm sure will be more than happy to spread news of her birthday at the top of their lungs as well for even more embarrassment opportunities.


Her flight ticket has been booked and paid for. She is so, so screwed. *rubs hands together with a mischievous look*

I accept many methods of payment including gold, jewelry, souls and slaves. Thank you.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:26 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariana! shes coming to California! I want to meet her and you, I live there to!

Oh and I sent my offer... sent !
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:53 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Blackmarsh conferred for a bit when this went up, and we forwarded you a rather intricate offer. We will get more gold if need be, but hopefully that's enough.
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Ariana Lenoir
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:06 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Merci d'Rue wrote:
Ariana! shes coming to California! I want to meet her and you, I live there to!

Oh and I sent my offer... sent !


Your offer has been accepted. Do you want the results in .jpg or .bmp format?



Cal Hurst wrote:
Blackmarsh conferred for a bit when this went up, and we forwarded you a rather intricate offer. We will get more gold if need be, but hopefully that's enough.


Well, I'll have to make note to never underestimate you guy's creativity, that's for sure. Your offer is accepted with the contingency that there may be an additional charge to cover the cost of cleaning supplies for getting my blood out of the carpet after your contract is carried out as well as the need for a transfusion for myself. If you can agree to that, then we can definitely do business. I'm all about the hazard pay.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:22 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Offer sent but the lotus will need visual proof of completion. Any extra you decide to throw in you will be compensated for.
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Yasamin
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:25 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahaha this is a great idea. As long as I know for a fact that the kids have shed some blood, it's good.
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Alaundril Do'Rhett
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:53 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

*slides a sealed envelope to her*
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:07 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

*gives a most generous offer* Travel down CA to see us too!!!!
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Ceinwyn ab'Arawn
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:34 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

So.. what's the going rate? Twisted Evil
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Adrian Bishop
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:05 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Waaaaaaait wait wait wait WAIT...She's MY...

*Rereads again*

OH....nevermind, go right ahead.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:33 am Post subject: Reply with quote

I know you and I talked about this already...but I came up with a better idea so shoot me a Q when you get a chance! There's a lesson here: Don't allow me to get to know you on any sort of personal level! Hehe.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:41 am Post subject: Reply with quote

*goes over her list before sealing the care package*

Slinky? Check.
Honey? Check.
Mittens? Check.
Duct tape? Check.
Clothespins? Check.
ID Millennium ? Check.
Mr. Potato Head? Check.

*includes a four page instruction booklet and giggles as she seals the box*
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Ariana Lenoir
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:59 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Bishimi wrote:
Offer sent but the lotus will need visual proof of completion. Any extra you decide to throw in you will be compensated for.


Understandable. I wouldn't expect anything less. I'll see if I can obtain additional evidence as well.


Alaundril Do'Rhett wrote:
*slides a sealed envelope to her*


Wow. I'm not even sure that's legal in California, let alone the US. *shrugs* I'm game though. Contract accepted.



Willow Smythe wrote:
*gives a most generous offer* Travel down CA to see us too!!!!


Very generous. *grins* Offer accepted. If everything goes according to plan, we should be in SF on Wednesday. Perhaps we all can meet someplace nearby by for coffee or something. Sounds fun!



Ceinwyn ab'Arawn wrote:
So.. what's the going rate?


Depends on what you want done. *grins* I'm quite willing to negotiate. Twisted Evil



Adrian Bishop wrote:
OH....nevermind, go right ahead.


*grins at Soren* Muhahahaha.


Arahim wrote:
I know you and I talked about this already...but I came up with a better idea so shoot me a Q when you get a chance! There's a lesson here: Don't allow me to get to know you on any sort of personal level! Hehe.


Nice.... as I told you in ICQ, more than happy to oblige. Why aren't you rping evil again? You certainly seem to have natural talent. *grins*


Felyn Calamyr wrote:
....*includes a four page instruction booklet and giggles as she seals the box*


*laughs* I was wondering why you asked me for my address in ICQ and whether or not I usually had saran wrap and peanut butter. *squuuueee*



Thank you all for your participation. We still have a little less than a month to go, so if anyone else want to send additional offers, please do. Keep in mind, that if you plan involves some shopping or planning, I will need some warning before she arrives. Pleasure doing business with all of you.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:26 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Most certainly want in on this one *glances about and slips a sealed envelope into Ariana's cloak.


~Sabina
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:53 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Felyn Calamyr wrote:
*goes over her list before sealing the care package*

Slinky? Check.
Honey? Check.
Mittens? Check.
Duct tape? Check.
Clothespins? Check.
ID Millennium ? Check.
Mr. Potato Head? Check.

*includes a four page instruction booklet and giggles as she seals the box*


What in the hell are you planning for all that stuff!?
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