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[Cal Hurst]

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There is no alliance between Sanctus and Moonglow.
Sanctus is not giving out permits for people to learn Necromancy.
There is no talk of a new government.
There is no attack (on behalf of Sanctus/MTC) on Britain.

You have been fooled.

Logs will be posted within 10 minutes of all the people who contacted either Cyrus or myself.
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[Cyrus Skyfire]

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Enjoy the reading. hope you all have as big of laughs as we did. Cole is me by the way.

Zarlox/Vian Skyfire of O|S

Zarlox (5:41 PM):
Umm, ok, either there is some plot you haven't told me about, or you've lost your mind

Cole (5:42 PM):
Maybe I've lost my mind a little bit.

Zarlox (5:43 PM):
Hmm, I see, I'll be on later, headed to class

Cole (5:43 PM):
wait...

Cole (5:46 PM):
I'll let you in on the plot though... what day is it today yo?

Zarlox (5:51 PM):
Yea I figured that out once I thought about it for about 30 seconds, rough 30 seconds though


Ariana Lenoir of O|S/CAP

Assia (1:18 PM):
*laughs* Wow! Good job!

Cole (1:19 PM):
It's totally an april fool's joke

Assia (1:19 PM):
Oh... *laughs* Damn.. I was like holy crap, Ariana is gonna be so damn proud
Damn you...
Damn you both!

Assia (1:20 PM):
That was like bringing me to the point of orgasm and then the engine stalling!!!!

Assia (1:20 PM):
Screw you both! *huffs and sulks*

Assia (1:30 PM):
I hate you both.. I'm going to go have a cigarette now

Assia (1:47 PM):
I still hate you

Cole (1:48 PM):
I know but in the nicest of ways I'm sure.

Assia (1:48 PM):
*growls at you*



Merial Carr of O|S

Merial/Silvas (1:28 PM):
so we are going to be ally to MtC?

Cole (1:29 PM):
april fools

Merial/Silvas (1:29 PM):
LOL
smart ass
wait till i see you in game
you will FALL


Kelly Darkhaven of CAP

Kelly Darkhaven (1:41 PM):
hmmm i must say i find that hard to swallow.

Cole (1:41 PM):
It is what it is.

Kelly Darkhaven (1:42 PM):
still hard to swallow nonetheless

Kelly Darkhaven (5:33 PM):
lol you gave us a very BIG heartattack

Kelly Darkhaven (5:34 PM):
funny thing was Drayden sent me the link before you did



Tarothin Armunn of O|S

Cloudster (2:01 PM):
wow it looks like i missed much over the last two days
lol
necromancy in sanctus now?

Cole (2:02 PM):
Yes sir.

Cloudster (2:02 PM):
hmm..
how did that come up?
spellbinding not working

Cole (2:03 PM):
Well I just kinda met with Cal yesterday and this massive plan formed in my head.

Cloudster (2:03 PM):
rubbish if I had known necromancy would have ben good
i could have stayed the beast lol

Cole (2:03 PM):
So we decided to run with it. See where it goes.

Cloudster (2:03 PM):
and do painstrikes and bloodoaths
but ehh im liking the survivability with chiv i guess
but whithers....
with the suit i have no i could do some damage
now*
all well if only i knew before going chiv

Cloudster (2:05 PM):
talon might be a bit mad lol

Cole (2:05 PM):
Oh I'm sure he might be.

Cloudster (2:05 PM):
it does stop tim from bothering with his alt

Cole (2:06 PM):
Yeah he can just stay on Rags now full time. no biggy there.

Cloudster (2:06 PM):
you do know taro will be more confused lol

Cole (2:07 PM):
Oh, im well aware of the ramifications of it all..
If only it was just a joke.. you know.. like April fool's or something.
Cloudster ?(2:07 PM):
lol
good one
forgot


Talon Skyfire of O|S

Talon (3:36 PM):
You know Talon would flip out over this

Cole (3:36 PM):
I know sir.

Cole (3:37 PM):
It's for a good cause though.

Talon (3:37 PM):
necromancy?

Cole (3:38 PM):
Well, that's just an added bonus.

Talon (3:38 PM):
i fail to see how this is justified

Cole (3:39 PM):
Yeah.. its rough.. if only it where like April fools day or something... that would explain a lot I think.

Talon (3:39 PM):
i see
you got me
well done

Ian nottingham of CAP

Ian Nottingham (5:05 PM):
I hate you too

Cole (5:05 PM):
Whatever for sir?

Ian Nottingham (5:05 PM):
kelly told me
I hate you all
you and cal

Cole (5:06 PM):
I can't imagine why? It seemed a logical way to go.

Ian Nottingham (5:06 PM):
how hard are you laughing?

Cole (5:06 PM):
Very hard actually.
manically in fact.

Ian Nottingham (5:06 PM):
do you know what my heartrate is right now...and you KNOW what I'm talking about

Ian Nottingham (5:07 PM):
I so truly hate you and cal right now lol

Cole (5:07 PM):
Well.. I just wish it was April fool's day... maybe that would totally make you feel better?

Ian Nottingham (5:07 PM):
and ....the Ragnar angle...you fracker

Ian Nottingham (5:08 PM):
I SHOULD have known it was a scam when I read Ragnar

Ian Nottingham (5:09 PM):
fell for it completely btw...and you know.......it's my first week as GM...and you frackers had to do THAT? omg I will get you both back




Matt Ordin (8:11 PM):
so are you and moonglow going after my part of britain or the other part

Cole (8:14 PM):
all of it.

Matt Ordin (8:15 PM):
that will be an easy fight for you guys lol

Cole (8:16 PM):
heh. Thats just the beginning.

Matt Ordin (8:16 PM):
oh im sure
taking over the world its not like tehre is enough people to stop you guys if you were together

Cole (8:17 PM):
This is true sir.

Matt Ordin (8:18 PM):
or is this your april fools joke?

Cole (8:19 PM):
April fools? well at least you're the first to figure it out for themselves


Ziggi/Isk ‎(8:32 PM):
So how many did you guys get with the april fools?

Isk the only person that Knew what was going on from my end anyway heh.

[Cal Hurst]

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(1:58:06 PM) Tessa: we are invading brit? and combining our govt with sanctus?
(1:58:15 PM) Ken: It'll be a good time!
(1:58:45 PM) Tessa: and a sanctan will be allowed to have necromancy?
(1:58:52 PM) Ken: Yep!
(1:59:10 PM) Tessa: Huh.
(1:59:15 PM) Tessa: That seems wrong.
(1:59:29 PM) Ken: Ah well.
(2:00:38 PM) Ken: Yeah. If only this was some sort of prank, you know. Some kind of joke. But there's only one day a year where people play jokes like that.
(2:00:54 PM) Tessa: Hmm, today. lol
(2:00:57 PM) Tessa: *smacks*
(2:01:22 PM) Tessa: You all are horrible. rofl

(1:29:18 PM) Ariana: I hate you... *glares*  I swear, I almost came close to having a virtual orgasm of ectasy over the beauty and awesomeness of you and Cyrus.. it would have been like tasting the sweet nectar of the Gods and the nipples of the Avatar rolled into one, but... no... ya'll two bastards just had to throw that little dose of reality in there and make my orgasmic engine flood and stall. Screw...you.


(5:00:54 PM) Ian: YOU ARE FLAT OUT THE BIGGEST **** I'VE EVER SEEN!!...WHY just WHY did you have to do that to me on my first fracking week as GM? you are such an ass...I HATE YOU....Kelly just now told me...you're just an ass
(5:01:20 PM) Ian: I so want to slap you
(5:01:46 PM) Ian: do you know what this does to a 39 year old smoker's heart rate?
(5:02:24 PM) Ian: *that is probably the MOST hilarious thing anyone's ever done to me...I'm assuming that was directed to me*
(5:02:42 PM) Ian: I hate you
(5:03:06 PM) Ian: I can't stop telling you how much of an ass you are for that
(5:03:24 PM) Ian: omfg.....I freaking OWE you now
(5:04:33 PM) Ian: and the whole Ragnar thing...yeah...thanks......I get it, he's killed Ian in every freaking encounter....you're just.....ugh I hate you...I will get you back
(5:14:53 PM) Ian: do you know what this does to a 39 year old smoker's heart rate?


(8:42:04 PM) Beowulf: So uh..I feel left out of the loop
(8:42:12 PM) Ken: Whys that?
(8:42:56 PM) Beowulf: I had no idea MTC was going to be allying Sanctus. I assumed it, and it only really made sense cause they are the two largest/most active/best guilds/and oldest guilds kickin right now. But I didnt new you guys planned to make a new government.
(8:43:15 PM) Ken: We will also be teaching them necromancy
(8:43:55 PM) Beowulf: Ya I caught that. Kinda sucks..cause thats the one up we've always had on Sanctus  Our necromancers. And we're of course going to want to make sure we have the larger/better trained army just to make sure we have an upper hand.
(8:44:07 PM) Beowulf: But we seem to not have as many active mages as we did before.
(8:44:18 PM) Beowulf: Actually we seem to have alot more citizens lately.
(8:44:30 PM) Ken: We will be taking over the world.
(8:47:22 PM) Ken: The entire world.
(8:47:25 PM) Beowulf: You completely ignored my 2 comments  But ya, thats sick. Its the best choice.
(8:47:29 PM) Beowulf: All of tram you mean?
(8:47:31 PM) Beowulf: Or like..everything
(8:47:39 PM) Ken: Tram, Fel, Tokuno, Ilshenar, T2A, Malas
(8:47:45 PM) Beowulf: Why did we give up fel then?
(8:47:49 PM) Ken: Fel too
(8:47:49 PM) Beowulf: Vesper and minoc I mean.
(8:47:58 PM) Ken: Meh
(8:48:10 PM) Beowulf: If we're just gonna take em back over...
(8:48:11 PM) Beowulf: lolk
(8:48:33 PM) Ken: What time is it? And date? comp clock isn't working
(8:48:50 PM) Beowulf: April 1 8:48pm
(8:48:54 PM) Beowulf: 8:49
(8:48:59 PM) Ken: k thanks.
(8:49:03 PM) Ken: Anyway yeah, we're taking over the world
(8:49:19 PM) Beowulf: I really don't think there's anything that'll stop us..
(8:49:37 PM) Beowulf: We have to polish up our military just..because I want it better than Sanctus' and we seem to have less..well trained guys.
(8:49:53 PM) Ken: sorry, exited the window, what was the date? I got the time
(8:50:17 PM) Beowulf: You know the date cause you called april fools on Jonathans post
(8:50:25 PM) Ken: Oh right.
(8:50:40 PM) Ken: Thoughts?
(8:51:46 PM) Beowulf: Well I mean..you didn't really elaborate anything.
I don't think we should have given up Fel Minoc/Vesper if we're just gonna take it again  Unless the vote keeps them in our custody.
I think its a baller idea, but like I said... We should make sure we stay a notch up on Sanctus. Cause MTC and OS have a constant history of ****** with eachother.
(8:52:07 PM) Beowulf: Plus..if we're teaching their mages necromancy..we should make sure we keep our mage count up too.
(8:52:15 PM) Ken: Beo.
(8:52:19 PM) Beowulf: ?
(8:52:20 PM) Ken: April fools.
(8:52:32 PM) Beowulf: Oh..oh I get it now.
(8:52:43 PM) Beowulf: Cause..cause you asked the date..
(8:52:44 PM) Beowulf: Ha.
(8:52:49 PM) Beowulf: Aw gay
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[Sarian]

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Is it something to brag about..that mine was surely the best? Aside from Ariana...cause shes -awesome-.

Ken made sure that I wrote the date, twice. I even mentioned that he called out an April Fools joke. Yet, I still went with it.

I hate my life.

[Zarlox]

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No doubt, Beo's was the best

[Rags]

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That was glorious. I'm watching you Ian..

[Samon Triest]

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Josh fails at life.
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Through all else, let Honesty lead you!

[Drayden Calamyr]

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Got me, good one Cal!

EDIT: Ian was the pwness.

[Tarothin Armunn]

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I'm surprised I didn't realize sooner since I was playing pranks on work mates earlier that morning. lol

[Cal Hurst]

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PS.

Not really banned. Got a few of you, heheh. Thanks for going along with it, Adrien
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[Joseph Von-Elric]

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That had me cracking up, I dont even want to know what mines would be like if i were still in mtc.

[Ariana Lenoir]

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*laughs* Yep, ya'll got me. Most people's characters might be going 'uh oh' and Ariana would be going 'hell yes!'.

An' I don't believe, I'm ever gonna live down that nipples of the Avatar comment. *grins sheepishly*

Well played you two... well played.
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[Drayden Calamyr]

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Yeah no joke Ari, everyone made me grin. But your little rant there was worthy of our wikipedia as the best quote ever.

[Malicite]

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April 2...and I still got tricked. What the hell.
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"Detached reflection cannot be demanded in the presence of an uplifted knife."
-Justice Holmes

[Olath]

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Those are some LOLerific responses. Like I actually LOLered at my place of work when I read them.
When I first read the post I said to myself "What in the **** is going on here?".
But then I remembered the date and thought nothing of it and headed off to class.
Then I saw about 4-5 more posts going along with it... and I started to wonder if maybe it WAS happening.
Now... There is just a cloud of nothingness around.
The possibilities! Gone.