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Tay M'real Visitor
Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Posts: 12
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:56 am Post subject: Marrifie |
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Tay arrived at the barracks and made his way up the stairs. There he found many of the other children and a smile spread across his face as he glared from under his robe. Each of the children were laughing and playing more than usual. Tonight, for the first time, they were unsupervised.
”Hello! What are your names?” Tay asked the others.
Around the room came a constant chatter. ”Wow, you’re tall.” ”I am Varrius” ”I am Tryanis the prince!” ”I’m Kelei, Do you want to get marrified?” ”My name is Korin.”
Tay dropped his robe and smiled around the room. He could tell just by looking at the others that he was the oldest. Kelei rushed forward, her white hair pulled to the side. She was shorter than Tay and she appeared to be wet. ”Why is she wet?” he wondered.
”Do you want to get marrified? We got marrified!” she shot him a big smile and pulled at his hand.
”Sure” he beamed, ”Who am I going to marrifie?” Tay asked, looking around the room.
”You could marrifie his sister.” Kelei pointed to Tyranis. Tyranis simply stood there unfazed by Kelei.
All the children turned to see Ciara enter. She was very tiny, the smallest of all of the children present. The shine of her hair caught Tay’s eyes. “I will marrifie her.”
Kelei jumped up excited and rushed towards Ciara. She grabbed the child’s tiny hand and pulled her towards Tay. ”A wedding! A wedding!” Kelei exclaimed as she climbed up into the fountain.
Ciara stared up at Tay as he looked her over. ”It’s a game…we will get marrified and then you have to do whatever I…I mean…it’s just a game.” Tay nodded and smiled, taking her little hand into his.
”Dearly bewoved!” Kelei stood in the fountain and began the wedding procession. Half way through her mixed up idea of a wedding Kelei called for a sharp object.
”I have a sword!” Tay said pulled out his sword. Kelei nodded. ”Now you have to smush blood” she said. Tay nodded and pushed the sword into Ciara’s hand. ”OW” she yelped in pain. After Tay’s hand was as bloody as his wife’s he smushed it into hers.
”You make kiss the bride!” Kelei exclaimed.
In unison the newly marrified couple yelled, ”EW”
Shortly after the ceremony Kelei lay on the floor. ”I’m dead, he killed me!” she pointed up at Tyranis. ”YOU KILLED OUR CAPTAIN!” Tay screamed and ran at Tyranis. ”I’m dead!” Kelei let out a faint sigh. Quickly they were all over the pushing and yelling and Tay focused on his huneymend.
”Now it’s time to make babies. I need to cut your braid off.” Tay said looking at Ciara. Ciara touched her braids and shook her head. ”It won’t hurt” Tay assured her. After much hesitation, Ciara clenched her eyes shut and Tay chopped off a braid. He held it up high in the air as if it were a kill he’d been chasing for days. Tay then proceeded to cut off a bit of his own hair and handed it to Ciara.
”KELEI!” he yelled, ”Come help us make our baby before our huneywend is over!”
”Okay, I guess I can die later.” She stood up from her deathbed and made her way to the newlyweds. ”Ok! Now put the hair on your tongues and then share spit…..” she ran over to Tryanis and stuck her tongue into his mouth, ”like this!” Tay nodded to Ciara and they both moved their heads towards each other, mixing spit along with hair. ”ew ew ew ew!”
”Now you just have to wait. You will get fat and then our baby will walk out from your legs, I know because I’ve seen it.” Tay nodded matter of factly. He then tucked the remainder of her braid into his pocket and then pulled out a string. ”Give me your finger” he said grabbing for her hand. ”NO!” she yelled.
Despite her efforts, Tay snatched up her hand and tied the string to her ring finger. ”Now you are MINE and you must do as I say” he led her around the room using the string. ”Since I get to keep one of your braids I think you should have something of mine” he thought for a moment as she smiled up happily, ”What do I have two of that I don’t need?”
”Can I have one of your ears?” she asked anxiously.
”I need them to hear with!” his eyes widen. ”I’ve got it! I have two marbles! You can have one, but first we have to cut it out of it’s pouch!” She clapped anxiously, he dropped his pants.
”I’s ugwy!” Ciara began to cry. ”I want your ear!”
Tay shook his head, pulling up his pants. Marrifie is tough he thought to himself. _________________
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Ciara Devir Journeyman

Joined: 13 Jul 2007 Posts: 124
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:50 am Post subject: |
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Ciara stared solemnly at the group of children. She didn't really know what was going on, but they all seemed to be having such fun. She looked up at Tay, who she was marrifying. He seemed so huge to her.
She unbuckled her stuffed kitten from the belt, sucking on it's paw.
"Ew!" Tay said, and swiped at her hand, making the kitten fall. "Don't do that. That's gross."
Ciara looked up at him, and nodded. She clipped the kitten to her belt, and listened as Kelei finished the ceremony.
"Now you have to do a blood bond and smoosh hands!" Kelei said excitedly. Ciara watched as as Tay withdrew a sword, and beckon for her hand.
"Will it huwt?" she asked, her worry and fear causing her to lose control of the speach she'd been practicing.
Tay stared at her. "no, not at all"
Kelei however, piped in as well. "Only a little," she said, making Ciara even more upset.
She decided to reconsider, unsure with the idea of having a cut when a sharp pain went through her palm. "Owie!" she yelled, then began to try to hit Tay.
"Use your dagger, Ciara. I need to be cut too." Ciara narrowed her eyes at him, then took her dagger, stabbing his palm as hard as she could. Tay jerked his hand out, in obvious pain, but said nothing.
"Now smosh the hands!" Kelei demanded, and Ciara felt her hand get roughly pulled into the youn g Tay's hand, forcing the blood to flow between them. Kelei pronounced them marriefied, and Ciara looked at her, still unsure of what happened.
"Now, you have to do what I tell you!" Tay said, then proceeded to persuade Ciara out o her braid. With one braid gone, Ciara stared at everyone, her left side feeling odd without the hair she'd always had.
She followed him, going through the "pregnancy" and was suitably impressed when he trasformed into a horrific beast. Then, he told her it was time to rest. Ciara's eyes widened. Rest meant sleep and there was no way she was going to sleep! Everything fun happened when she was asleep.
"Nooo!" she screamed in anger.
Tay wasn't going to stand for this. He begin threatening the life of the "baby" "You stay quiet, or you will hurt the aby," he threatened, and Ciara closed her mouth and glared at him in anger. Suddenly, he looked at her with a rope and in anger, she slashed at him. However, much t her chagrin, he just caught the little hand and tied a rope around her finger. He then tuggd on it, leading her around.
This is nah good, she thought, and began wondering if her hunnybend was smart, or just a dodo head like her brother. "Can you read?" she asked, fearing the worst:"
"Yes," he said, and smiled at her. "I will read you a story if you come home with me." She nodded. anxious to hear a story. He gave her a book and she tried pronouncing the spell. She finally got herself into a wraith form and went to his home, to hear her new story with her new hunnybend. |
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Merci d'Rue Babbling Loony

Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 2810
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:19 am Post subject: Conkered! |
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Tyranis ab'Arawn you have kilt me! Kelei lay on the ground shuddering her tiny body gasping for air. Her dramatics in full swing.
The boy glared at her I was just defending myself! Kelei let out a wounded cry, I am dying my time has come, I can feel myself fading. Tyranis gave her an annoyed look, She was always dying always marrifying people, like Ciara and Tay.
Kaedi she called, Kaedi cmere and be with me in my final moments She let out a fake cough and gasped and wheezed for air. Kaedi her best friend came over, and pulled Kelei's head up holding her close she said,You will be at peace Kelei, go now to the great Pirate ship in the Void. Kelei nodded closing her eyes and sticking out her tongue, dutifully dying in her friends arms. Yet her brow furrowed as she heard someone yelling her name. LET ME DIE IN PEICES! Tay yelled again, Kelei get over and make the babies your the captain! Sighing at having to end such a beautiful death she jumped up and ran over, telling them they had to stick hair in their mouths and spit or something. She really had no clue but it sounded good and seemed to make perfect sense to all.
Varrius and Kaedi then saw their chance and surrounded Kelei and Tyranis, claiming they were doing this for thier own good. Keleis eyes grew round as she heard the words by the powers invested in me, by the Will of Xorinia I now pronounce you hunnybends. No! it could not be so they were marryfying her and Tyr! She ran and hid in the tree Until this whole marrifyed thing blew over.
She stared at him, Kelei would get that Tyranis ab'Arawn, only she conkered not him, and she pulled out her arrow thinking of how he had smooshed her mouth with his and proclaimed her conkered. He wasnt a pirate he couldnt take women! Only she could take people! She would be the sea queen and rule the sea! Conker her!
She strode up to him before she left to go home and kissed him roughly pressing her lips against his in childish fashion. Then shoving him back roughly as he had done to her she said;
Mark my words Tyranis ab'Arawn, you will never forget this day, a day you will long remember as the day Kelei Kil'ana conkered you!
With that she strode rather dramatically out of the house, she was just a tad bit dramatic, only a tad... _________________ May destiny guide you... |
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