Pugs View 2

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Title: Pug's View Part 2

Author: Fradi-Fighten Orc

Pug's View part II

Oki meh hab alh ob da lurds und da cheef wead dis hide.. nuw meh wunin bak tu grekunk towah, alh durty, stinkin wid bludale, und meh nuse bleedin... der nuune der su meh tak da tume tu git cluned ub a liddle, change meh lebbah armah, und crawl ub in tu a curner, stil twyin tu stup meh nuse frum bleedin..

Alh ob a sudden da dur upens und meh se da Phle'gm peek in und luuk awund, abter wut meh ben twuh alhweady, meh stured expuctin da wurst, meh twyed tu be bery quited, bu meh kuldnt, meh let owt a smul whimper, und hem suw meh..

Hem blah "Whatebber ib da maddah, ju liddle pug? Why ju cwying and whut happened tu jur snout?"... meh am sur meh guna be det, meh am shukin su bad meh kant bweathe... meh nub ablu tu blah.. Hem raised hem armahed paw, meh cruled ub intu a bull wid da hide ober meh hed, Hem snautch ib owt oh meh paws... hem wead ib, gut mojo madda und blah hem guin blah tu da Neb'gojo un da uder lurds tummrah murnin.. Phle'gm drups da hide fur da bottle ob bludale und stumps off ubstwairs..

-deep breath-

Hrrm

-scratches head-

wel since meh her, mught as wel smelt da smelties.. cuuk da hursie ribs.. sweep da towah fluur.. abter meh git dune wid dis meh se da armah bux ib emptuy .. meh wuz abut tu sturt fillin ib bu Mu'c'us kum in da towah, hem da mojo pug ob grekunk, meh wil leeb dat tu hem.. Mu'c'us blah " wut ju duin her?" meh blah meh am wauitin fur da Neb'gojo.. hem tel meh hem saw da lurd ober at da main towah.. su nuw dat wer meh guta gu..

Wen meh get der dey wer Mojo big orcs un da ruuf... shuld meh gu ub der? gah dis tu imputant tu wauit, meh climb da stwairs tu da ruuf, jus in da pwesent ob des mighty orcs gibs meh da wullies in me tummy.. Meh hab tu yell ab loud as meh kuld tu git Neb'gojo tu luuk ab meh .. meh yelled " Neb, sur, meh du wut ju blah meh tu du.." den alh ob a sudden da Snark peek in meh pouch, und blah "Pug wut ju duin wid dat rawhide, dat nub jurs, den him tuuk ib frum meh... GAH NUB HEM TAK IB, ABTER ALH WUT MEH HAB TU GU TWRU TU GIB IB HER.. Gah meh git mojo mada, meh grabed meh choppa, und growled " GIB DAT BAK "

GRRR.. hem jus labbed at meh, su meh swung meh choppa ab hem, meh hit hem, meh went fur andure swing but hem grab meh paw und wesbled da choppa owt ob meh paws.. su meh weach in meh pouch und pull owt meh metul bangin hammah und raise ib ober meh hed, Neb'gojo steps inbetuwn us und growls " STUP DAT, ENUF"

Neb'gojo mak hem gib hem da rawhide ledur.. hem wead ib und grunts "Guda jub pug, nuw meh wunt ju tu deliber dis tu sturmhaben cheef, und dis uder une tu meh sun Wuk'gojo."

Meh tak buth ob dem, meh paws shakin, "Ju uberstund wut meh blah?" lik meh tupid ur sumting.. "Dis une tu sturmhaben cheef, und dis une tu Wuk'gojo, yub meh wil du ib."

-sigh- ju knu meh neber tink meh eber du sumthing dis impurtant.. und nuw hem wunt meh tu gu alh da wuy ub der? Alh by mehselb?

-eyes widen-

-shakes head and takes a deep breath-

Oki her meh gu ....