Nel'Garak Wadda Book

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Title: Nel' Garak wadda book.

Author: Tir'Og

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Da part befer da furst am un pege 2 Da furst bit. 3 Da sekund, wepunz 5 Thurd, heelies 12 Furth, mujik wadda 13 Fibth, boom booms 15 Lazt bit 18

Oki, sinze ju toopid lan' lubbin Orcs am gittun det un (ur udder, har har) da wadda, mi am writ diz word tingy su ju stey alibe.

Oki, furztly- ef ah Wadda Orc blabs tu du sumting, ju du id! Weh libe un da wadda an ju det un da wadda fer wezun. Cuz weh knu wud weh duin' an ju toopid.

Leds sey... Tir'Og blab ju tu jump.. Ju nub blab "whi?' Ju NUB blab "Huw high" Wud ju DU blab am "Ween mi come down boss?" Gut id?!

Da sekundly ting- am dat awl jur mojo clomper wepunz am mojo un lend, bud nub un floaties.

Ju knu whi? Ob curze nub, cuz ju toopid.

Ju kin nub reech dem wid jur shinie choppars ur jur lil pokars ef dem un difwent floatie.

Wud ju wan am slingahs ur mujiks. Dem gut da renge. Dem kin hit tings ober da wadda. Mi nub kare ef jur slasher kin clomp humie en twu hitz. Ju nub reech hem tu hit em ad awl! Git jurselb ah mojo cumpund slingah tu peerce da armur an wegular slingah tu murtal wund em. Da cruzslingha am guud fer hittin' mujikahs wid ids cuncusin, bud ef mi wuz mi den mi stik tu da bows. Dem fazter. An wadda fites am uzally mojo fazt.

Mujikahs kin uze muzt ob der spels un da waddar, bud sum am mojoer den udders. Dem bladecrits am guudah fer une. Da humies kin nub wun tu far un der floatie. Annuder am da symple fyrebawl an litnin'.

Aniting dat ju kin cazt fazt an interupt de humies am guudah. Nub pug arund wid jut mujik arrars thugh. Ef ju gunna clomp 'em, den clomp em! Wemembar, ju kin nub punch em wid jur lil' majikah fists tu interupt dem. Ju guttha mak dem det befer dem mak JU det.

Tuhrdly- cruss heelie. Ju nub gut ani ruum tu wun un floatie. Ju nub gut ani ruum tu wun an heelie jurselbs. Ju stendin stil aniweys, ju bedder slap sume ragz un jur felluw Orcs! Floatie clomps am da BEZT plece tu crussheelie, ef ju nub cruzz helie ju det.

Furthly- putins am guudah. Lik mi am blabin' ju nub gut plece tu wun an heelie. Wud kin ju du tu fixie dat puzin? Ur gib jur chummer ah lil exxtra sekund tu fixie ju? Dwink mujika wadda. Ju beddar dwink. Id am cummen knulgle dat Wadda Orcs am mojo dwinkers fer wesun!

Fibthly- Boom booms am guudah! Ef ju kin ram ah humie floatie an ju gut boom booms, toss em.

Nubudee eber uzes dem tu clomp un lend bekuz ju kin juz wun awey fwum em. Nub un floatie! Tink ob id, fuur boom boom waddars toss un ah packed floatie? Dat an ah armur peerce an murtal wund kin beh deth fer ani numbar ob humies. Tu blab nuttin ob da mujikahs spellz!

Oki, diz da lazt part ob da word tingy. Diz blab am mojo, bud nub da whule ting tu blab. Fer muur knuwin'nalge ju gu an blab tu Tir'Og, Ace'Juk, Ka'Roog ur ani ob da udder Wadda Orcs. Weh gut fun twicks tu pley un humies an mojo sneeky tings tu du tu keep ju alibe. Nuw gu clomp sum pugdung humies un da wadda. Qwit weedin' diz! Gu clomp humies!

Shoo, shoo.

Nub gune yed?