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Ash lung tiim ugo in sum uzg fur way, wait dat rung sturi. Shaddup agh nub snikkerin.

Ukee in de beginin dere wuz meni uruks. Dem ull lib in kabes. Dem frade ub gaash agh eberiting agh kin barely find fuud tu stey alibe. Oomies hunt dem fer fun, su dem unli kom oud ad nite. Az dem oomies sturtid breedin agh growin dem uruks started dyin…
As dem died de Wargod gut weaker agh weaker. Bud him still had sum hope…

Ash muun de uruk Tah’Bronk Da Weedeader, whu de Wargod smiled un, snuk oud frum de kabes tu spy on dem oomie camps neer. Him had been duin dis fer meni muuns agh wuz geddin bubhosh ad sneekin. Agh him liked eedin dem oomie weeds. Yub dat guud eedin. Munch munch. Dem oomies grew meni weeds in da feelds around dem camps. Tah’Bronk wuud dig em up agh eed em. But dis muun wuz speshul. Dis muun he wuz bringin hims brudder Kah’Druul wiff him to show im dem weeds. Su Tah agh Kah snuk neer dem oomie feelds.

“Ober heer” wizpered Tah az him sturdid digging ub sum weeds. Kah snuk ober tu chek id oud. Tah had dug ub sum flowry weed dat wuz plenni stinky, agh him wuz alredy chewin on sum.

Kah tried sum. “Skahhin.. fooey!” Kah spit da weed oud. “Dat toksin lat dumhed! Me bruder tryin toksin me! Dis dat stuff dem pud on dems zults tu clomp uruks!” Kah glared ad Tah wiff clompin in ims peepers.

“Nub id fuud” Tah blahed around ah mout full ub weeds. “Me bin eedin dees ull me libe agh dem guud!”

“Bahh, lat mush hed” growled Kah, az him sniffed de nite air. “Bud me duz sniff sumtin dat am guud, me gu chek id oud. Kah snuk intu de oomie camp as Tah hid, sdill munchin dem toksin weeds. Kah snuk rite up tu sum oomie tent agh stuk hims hed in. Dere wuz dub oomies sleebin in id, wiff de rest ub dems dinnur piled un de fluur. Kah luuk around careful, bud de unli udder ting in dere wuz sum dum oomie babee. Su Kah snuk in de tent an grab dat babee agh ran bak likedy spit.

“Wut lat gut?” askt Tah as ims brudder kame runnin ub. “Ooo dat oomie cub, him nub luuk tu happy. Mebbi him wunts sum weeds?”

“Shush lat skahhed” growled Kah agh him gobbled dat babee ub in gahk kwik bites. “Now dat guud eedin!” Agh ub korz dat am how Kah kame tu be gruked as Kah de Babeeeader.






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