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[Snarfu (ORC Warboss)]

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Snarfu was busy looking at the maps laid out on front of him. Splatters of blood from last nights dinner stained different parts of the landscape before him. He was sitting in the great wooden chair in the Orcish Great Hall when suddenly the doors flew open, the cold wind that entered a sure sign that winter was coming to Grishnakopoliz. He looked at the door, and nothing was there, he straightened his tunic and due to past experiences knew what was happening

"Ugh Og'din!" He shouted in no particular direction.

A loud chuckling came from behind him and from the shadows a dark figure emerged, licking grease off of his paws from a horse that he had just killed.

"Huw ju know meh am heer?, Meh hate dem duurs. Meh hab sum infurmashun fer ju" The other replied.


"Wun ob meh scowts just gut back frum da Abbey in flowah land. Him blah dat da Armi of da fronteer wub meetin wit sum humie nambed Rellik.
Sumthing abowt harpers ur sumthin. Heer am himb report"

Snarfu snatches up the sheet of paper and begins to read......

Name : Kikdak
Rank : Orc Scout

Spetambah fibe days befowah dahk muun

Tudey meh was wulkin in da flowah lands luukin fer da Orcs dat went der. Meh kum intu da flowah land abbey and meh see sum humies guardin da duur, der were udder humies ridin da black hursies pacing owt in da frunt. Dem wer guarding sumthing. So meh decide to takee a luuk. Da bank waz empti, and da sleepi place wub empti. Der waz onli wun duur dat had anuddah guard in frunt ob it. Dis dark humie wub blahin tu himb leedah, and while himb wub distwacted me sneek inside.

Der were tuu humies and a big oger luukin feller. One dey kalled Rellik, himb waz a Hawper ob Sosaria, Meh recognized da Malicite frum da Yew wur. and da tird dey blah ab Arlin. Meh knuw dat Arlin wub triin tu takee Yew frum da cowncil, sow meh thought it beh mojo tu lissen. Meh herd mani wur plans and can report in person.

When dey gow tu leeb meh stuck meh daggah and meh rat intu Arlin's belli

MEH MAKEE DA ARLIN DET!!!
In frunt ob six ob himbs guards!

Meh den lebt da sceen.

Sum ob da armi caught meh while still in da citi, and beet me up mojo badli, meh am recoverin frum meh woonds. Hope dis Orc nub du nubting wrung!

:: signed in scribbles::



Snarfu looks up with a glee on his face.

"Luuks like dese humies neeb bettah gards!!"

Og'din and Snarfu look at each other and laugh, then turn their attention back to the battle map......
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Et, Drink, Clump humies