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Lady Ditto Armunn
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:51 am Post subject: Women & Orcs Reply with quote
It seems like almost all the women in UO totally love the Urks. Why?
Is it their good looks? Charm? Is it just the massive muscle display?

I guess good advice for males that don't have much luck in finding a girl to woo would be to take lessons from an orc?
Kidnap them, pull their hair, make them clean urine.
So sexy.

Here's to those adorable orcs! occasion5
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NightShade
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:01 pm Post subject: Reply with quote
We just cant seem to deny our cavegirl instincts.

Aaaah the good old days when we were clubbed over the head and dragged off by our hair...

lol
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:51 pm Post subject: Reply with quote
uhhhhhhh.........*runs to find someone to kidnap*
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Inkari Northwind
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:26 pm Post subject: Reply with quote
*takes a deep bow*

but lets be honest, women just enjoy the fact of actually being able to outsmart men for a change.
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Gnarlug Varguk
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:32 pm Post subject: Reply with quote
Ermmmm I don't know though I was at the bar the other night and I saw this little cutie I was like HEY FEMMIE JU KUMUN TU MI FURT i tried pushin her out the door into the back of my truck and all it did was get me thrown out of the bar Crying or Very sad
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Lady Ditto Armunn
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:39 pm Post subject: Reply with quote
HAHAHAHAHA awwie, poor Gnarl....I bet you just didn't show off your muscles. Wink
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Inkari Northwind
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:45 am Post subject: Reply with quote
No he probably did, thus the removal from the bar. lulz
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:50 am Post subject: Reply with quote
You shoulda shoved yer tongue in her mouth! Razz
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Lady Ditto Armunn
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:32 am Post subject: Reply with quote
Inkari Northwind wrote:
*takes a deep bow*

but lets be honest, women just enjoy the fact of actually being able to outsmart men for a change.



For a change? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

toopid hoomie
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:46 am Post subject: Reply with quote
Gnarlug Varguk wrote:
Ermmmm I don't know though I was at the bar the other night and I saw this little cutie I was like HEY FEMMIE JU KUMUN TU MI FURT i tried pushin her out the door into the back of my truck and all it did was get me thrown out of the bar Crying or Very sad


I feel for you, Gnarl. Hummies always oppressing the Orc and getting down on orky kultur. In my day, when we femmienapped someone, they'd raise a beer to us and then send a raiding party later. These days? *shakes head* No respect....
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