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[Lady Ditto Armunn]

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*a blood and urine-scented chicken arrives at Cat's house bearing a letter*

Dear Cat,
I am fine. How are you?
Due to circumstances, I've decided to live with the orcies as they have adopted me. They've made me a runtie and gave me a new name, a most fun name. It's Dittug. They've even entrusted me with two jobs. One job is to clean floors. This can be most fun if you have soap. Apparently they do nau use soap, so last night I did nau have much fun doing it. They use, um, a different type of cleaning substance. Please send me alot of soap but do nau use a horsie to deliver it because of the orcies eating habits. If you can, find some soap that smells strongly of flowers as that is how I intend the fort to smell. I think that would be most assuredly nice. The second job they gave me was cooking. I am looking forward to this too because I remember how much fun we had together cooking. That reminds me, did anyone ever find the stove after the kitchen blew up that last time?
If they let me, I plan on staying here while I re-attune my magical knowledge, or at least until I get bored, perhaps after a raid or two. I feel so very sad for Gnarl. At first he made me most angry, but after he hit me, he'd sealed his fate. It is too bad too, as I grow to like him just a little. He is a most handsome orc when he laughs. He should do that more I think so that lady orcies will like him. The others are most wonderful and fun and kind in their own way. Two of them are very wise. And I suppose I should mention they all have big muscles, as you know.
When I think of orcies, I canna help but be reminded of Isk. I still have nau seen him since my return, or many others for that matter. If you can, please seek Isk out and let him know that I've returned for a while and give him a big hug for me? Once I am fully re-attuned, I'll be needing to get to the business I was asked to do, and will be seeking a meeting with him myself, but until then, a hug from you should make him most assuredly happy.
If you see Ceinwyn, or any past Dark Order bretheren, please hug them as well and let them know that I am well. Maybe you should not mention that I am at the orc fort though. They could misunderstand and might see it as being here against my will.
If you see Aulbrey or Raven, please give them my love and a hug. I think Aulbrey left her keg here. Oh, and let them know that the hole was covered up so next time they get invited to an orcie party, they may want to bring something hidden in their reg bag to help them escape when they feel like leaving.
Love,
Dittug
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Dark Lady Ditto Armunn
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[Cat Lyxen]

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*Cat rolls over and sniffs. She opens her eyes and they instantly start to water. She covers her nose with a paw and shakes her head, thinking the orcs have invaded her house. She jumps up ready to run , heads towards the door , opens it and finds a Foul fowl on the doorstep. She gingerly takes the note from the chicken with her fingertips and holds it up to read. Sits down and writes a short note and gives it to the chicken. Watches it waddle away, washes her hands and goes back to bed*

Dear Dittug,

I am not awake yet and my brain is foggy but I think yer letter said you are living with the orcs now and scrubbin thier floors, you need flower scented soap and you are cooking? I put a small packet of rose scented bath powder in a lil bag on yer smelly chicken so dun let it get away. If you are goin to cook for the orcs , I'll just look for the black smoke in the sky , then I will know all the orsc are dead and I can come see you. I'm going back to bed now, if you need anythin please dun send this smelly chicken, he needs a bath first.

Love Cat
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'I'll end with an edit to Ditto's post since she obviously doesn't grasp the man code.......................having your sister entertained by another gentleman gives you clearance to entertain their sister without retribution while taking care of mom leads to a blood fued which can only end in death" Gnarlug