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Merci d'Rue
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:46 pm Post subject: Puppy Parodies Reply with quote

As the scene opens we come across a dank and dark dungeon, a woman shrouded, is hanging in manacles against the wall. An imposing person is seen standing just off to the side, hands raised pointed directly at her. Around them are a few scattered cells with not much inside them, a man lays on the floor completely bound from head to toe. Here and there a wraith glides by the laughter can be heard each time the wraith passes...

Entre Acte 2

Actor #1: Now I have you wolf, and I will destroy you! Kal Vas Flam!

Actor #2: *sigh* You need your eyesight checked.

Actor #1: My vision is perfect! Now tremble before I, the greatest mage of all time! Die you dog! Holds up a large jar marked *Wolfsbane* menacingly.

Actor#2: Uh well I hate to criticize and I hate to be contrary, but A. Your flamestrike missed me. B. if you would look a wee bit closer you would see I am not a err wolf, or puppy or whatever you think I am. *Eyes the Wolfsbane* and that makes me sneeze but not much else...

Actor#1: Of course you are, do you not belong to the Stonegate clan?

Actor#2: Well yes I am, but what has that to do with my race.

Actor #1: Well everyone knows, all of us great scholars have concurred that because you are lead by the Wolf King you are all puppies ie dogs!

Actor #2: Oh I see. *Dramatic Pause* Yes all you scholars indeed, yes you all sat around and just decided this eh? Where did you get these facts, oh great knowledgeable thinkers?. Because if you would just look closer you would see I am actually a drow, and the other guy you got tied up over there is a human, (muffled sounds from tied up actor # 3) and the woman you tried to kill but couldnt kill yesterday is a wraith. *said Wraith floats by laughing*

Actor #1: You are nothing more than a dog! Your in disguise! I know it! Quiver as I show you my Mastery of Magical greatness! Beg for your little puny life!

Actor #2: Wait did you just pull a dead rabbit out of your hat?

Actor #1: To overdone?

Actor #2: *wry smile* Your deaf to.


Merci awoke laughing she couldnt stop, how had her brain conjured up such a dream. Her ire was gone. Everyone in Stonegate was proud of their own race, the Lycans of theirs, the Drow of thiers, the Humans of thiers, the list went on and on. Perhaps it was best that they were all just vastly underestimated Puppies..
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