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Sarian
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:57 pm Post subject: Poking cows. Reply with quote

Sarian stood still, a stick in his hand. A cow in the Blackmarsh animal pen had found itself stuck against the fence. The Arcanamach, ex Head Guard to a Governor Regent, a brilliant man of battle tactics, gifted in both the arts of fighting and magics, had barely out smarted a cow.

Sarian push the stick forward, poking the cow in the side. Over, and over, and over. He giggled quietly to himself. Again he poked it, again he giggled. The lone bull in the pen approached Sarian.

"Hey, bud. Wanna stop poking my lady?" The bull asked politely.

Sarian turned his head to look at the bull, still poking the cow with a wooden stick. "I'm not sexing your lady." He replied.

"Maybe not. But you're aggravating her. These cows, they're my cows. I let you squeeze their teets, I let you drink their milk. But by-god, I won't let you poke them." The bull grew defensive.

"Frogs can't talk." Sarian replied.

"I'm a bull, bud. I'm not a frog."

"Prove it." Sarian giggled again. He began chopping at the cow with the stick. "Whoopcha! Whooooopcha! I'm a ninja and you're a fro..."

The bulls horns lifted Sarian several feet off the ground as it threw him into the fence. The bull huffed and slammed the ground, again it charged at Sarian.

Sarian threw the stick at the bull and began running around in circles. The bull kept pursuit. Around and around, Sarian ran, screaming like a girl around the pen, the bull kept close on him.

"Heeellllpp! This frog has horns and it's pissssed!" Sarian screamed. At the last minute he hopped the fence out of the pen, the bull halted.

Sarian turned and bent over putting his hands on his knees, breathing heavily. He looked up at the cow and the bull. Slowly, they began to change body shape. They stood up straight, wings shot out from their back, large horns grew from the top of their heads. Their bodies changed to a purple hue. Each let out a roar, two large purple demons.

Sarian began to scream again and turned to run in the opposite direction.
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Brianha ‎(10:04 PM):
lol oh no worries with teasing.. it takes ALOT to get me really goin
Brianha12:54 AM
cool... i will hook up with you tomorrow night ... maybe you can help move my chests too
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