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[Nadia Swiftar]

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The signs were finally finished and ready for hanging. Hiring a young lad from the town Bri handed over the signs and gave him instructions to hang them wherever allowed and she made note that he was not to visit umbra… she would hire someone capable of making it there and back with no worry to her conscience.
And so he was off nailing them where he could…

WANTED

Positions for ladies interested in earning some money by use of talents in the art of flirtation… must be outgoing, charming, sassy, hardworking and capable of multitasking. Serious inquiries only please. This is for a gentleman’s club so also an amount of grace and discretion will be needed.

Position also for a barmaid able to handle an all male crowd and work well under pressure.

Seeking three men capable of watching over the ladies of the club to ensure their safety and also capable of quashing any disturbances to the clubs atmosphere. Must be strong, observant and intimidating when necessary.

All inquires may be sent via message to the following address
211-278-728

Thank you
Brianha Frasier

[Cal Hurst]

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Cal looked over the poster for a moment and rubbed his chin. He read down to the part where men would be needed for, more or less, 'guard' positions. Nodding to himself, he said, "I can do that. For three million." He wrote down the information and quickly made his way back to Blackmarsh for the daily milking of cows.
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[Vidish]

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While sitting by the fire in the Orc Stronghold Vidish's near silence was broken by a not so stealthy stealther. Vhaaushurda in her curiosity had abandoned stealth in order to get the sign read.
Slightly irritated by the disturbance, Vidish looked up and asked "Wat uu want Vha?"

"Da humies al luukin at dis sine. Wat it sey?"

"Okey, uu hold on, dis nub eesy read." After reading it a few times he looked at Vhaaushurda, "Dis perfet for uu. Uu wan werk wit da humies? Dey makin a club were da femmes mak da male humies hapy. Ee nub no wat dey gonna pay uu. But ee tink ee gonna sho Grash-Nak dis."

Vhaaushurda's eyes lit up, "How dey gon mak da males hapy?"

Shrugging, Vidish replied "Ee nub shur, but it sey flurt. Meybe uu get anotter pup maka."

Smiling, "Ee tink about it"
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"You believe in that voodoo crap, will you please pray to God for me?"-Garret
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[Evenna Vael]

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Tacks a small note to the bottom:

I would like to apply for position of barmaid.

Wren Makenna of Moonglow
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There is Freedom in Strength...

[Sara Delan]

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Browsing the daily posts, a wanted poster catches Sara's eye.

"Reward?" said with a hopeful smile. Her shoulders slumped when she learned it wasn't that kind of wanted poster.

Muttering as she read, Sara laughed aloud by the end.

"Spend the night at a bar, flirting for money? I'd do that for free!"

Her brow furrowed as she pondered her own statement.

Frustrated at being mentally bested by a scrap of paper, Sara kicked the wall, snatched the paper off the board and crammed it in her bag.

"I'll be signing up for this job later."
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I have no idea what you are talking about.

Sig curtisy of Yasamin

[Starfire]

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Violet eyed the sign. It was not at the top of her list of desirable jobs, but she really needed the money. She made a mental note of the location and set out that way.
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aka: Tatiana Thorn nee Alexi; Summer Kane; Ivory Skyfire; and others

[Grignag]

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*The ghost of Grig'nag returns from the halls of the Bloodgod just long enough to eat the notice in Felucca Yew (and collect a few others for ethereal toilet paper) before ascending once again to immaterial plane with other slain Orcs (all in desperate need of the fine bum swish of Moonglow Poster paper)*
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Femmies?! HOWAH!

Can't we all just get along? No? Excellent.