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Cal Hurst · Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:24 pm Post subject: A Mystical Surprise (PG13)

It was a beautiful day in Blackmarsh. The wide variety of birds seemed to be chirping in unison some type of tune, the small animals running about, foraging for food, and the clear skies allowed the sun's rays to lightly kiss the surrounding terrain. A light breeze even caressed the blades of grass, causing them to dance lightly on this beautiful late summer day. With a smile on his face, Cal slowly walked up to the tavern and opened up the door.

Thud. Thud. Thud.

Cal looked up to the ceiling. "The hell? What's going on up there?"

Thud. Thud. Thud.

Furrowing a brow, Cal slowly made his way up the steps.

Thud. Thud. Thud.

"Hm..." Cal ascended the second set of stairs to the third floor, as his eyes slowly feasted upon the source of the noise.

"OH FIDDLESTICKS!" Cal exclaimed. There, in front of him, one unicorn had another propped up against the wall, as it had mounted it from behind. "Oh seriously, what the hell!"

The two unicorns turned their large, muscular necks towards Cal, and let out low, angry growls. The unicorn in back dismounted the front one, and turned abruptly towards Cal, looking ready to charge.

"Woah, easy there. Easy. Look, how about I just head back downstairs, and you finish..." Cal looked towards the other unicorn who looked equally as pissed off to be interrupted. He shivered slightly as a horrible mental image crossed his mind, nearly causing him to gag. "...Ugh..." The first unicorn lowered his head, his sharp horn pointed at Cal. "...Crap."

The unicorns slowly turned to one another and seemed to disregard Cal, as they resumed their previous position.

Turning swiftly on his heels, Cal ran and nearly tumbled down the stairs. Managing to stay on his feet, however, he used the wall to propel him quickly to his left, and headed down the next flight of stairs. Cal kicked open the front door with all his strength and ran out into Blackmarsh.

"THERE'S UNICORNS HUMPING EACHOTHER IN THE DAMN TAVERN!"
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Sarian · Sage Joined: 10 Feb 2008 Posts: 543

Sarian whistled loudly to himself as he strolled casually through Blackmarsh. He was just taking a break from working on the museum with a couple of Northern workers. A nice ale would suffice for his afternoon break, he figured.

Sarian hit the front steps of the tavern when the doors blasted open. Cal streamed out of them yelling about unicorns humping. He bumped into Sarian and tried catching his breath. The two looked at eachother, both slightly confused. Sarian let out a heavy and defeated sigh.

"Guess I'll just...skip the ale for now. Between you and Gerard...this tavern is becoming hectic." Sarian smirked and continued walking towards the Barracks.
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Brianha â€Ž(10:04 PM):
lol oh no worries with teasing.. it takes ALOT to get me really goin
Brianha12:54 AM
cool... i will hook up with you tomorrow night ... maybe you can help move my chests too