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[Garrick Koetrig]

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A horse drawn cart arrives and begins unloading its cargo. The coachman asks a worker at the meeting hall where to set it all. After no answer the coachman begins setting all of the crates in the center of the room. As he got near the end of his unloading he saw the other carts coming closer. Each of the 17 coachmen unloaded their cargo into the same area. The crates are each marked neatly with contents. The coachmen sorted the crates into groups of the contents.

Contents:

-A Complete History of the Norse Gods and their descendants- 400 volumes.
-Modern Socialism - A History - 25 Volumes
-Totalitarian Monarchy Governments- The Tactics of Ruling- 15 Volumes
-Great Armies of the World- 10 Volumes
-Blitzkrieg, How to Conquer Like A God-1 Volume
-Humanis and the Rein, same? one book written by Garrick Koertig
-How to Dominate Your Subjects as an Emperor- one book
-Freya-25 Volumes
-Odin-25 Volumes
-Thor-25 Volumes
-Loki-25 Volumes
-The Journey through Death, A Complete Guide to the Afterlife- 25 Volumes
-German Crafting-25 Volumes
-Recipes der das Deutsch-25 Volumes

A note is attached to the largest crate and reads:

Major Prowerz,

Pleaze axept das book vor you library. Ist awl vee kan do vor you azzitanze az vee prepare to conquer. Und vee danke vor you help.

Garrick Koertig, Kaiser und Fuhrer
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A government must not waiver once it has chosen it's course. It must not look to the left or right but go forward.--Otto von Bismarck
Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless- A Hitler
Exterminate heresy, lest it take root and overturn the state and social order-Charles HRE
Er aber, sag's ihm, er kann mich im Arsche lecken!