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Adin Blackwind · Sage Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Posts: 683

Ok, Each year I go to my grandmothers for Christmas Eve and open presents on my Step-father's side of the family. Needless to say, they are known to give out some rather...um....Unique gifts.

In past years, I have gotten shirts that read: Alien Abductee, Official munitions tester, an axe (guess someone wanted me to chop wood for them :/ )

This year was no exception. Of all the gifts I got, most were clothing. But you should have seen my expression when I opened my strangest gift to date. Some people laughed, others were suprised and even gave my aunt (the one who gave me the gift) an awkward look. Me? I was speachless and embarassed as I finally removed the wraping paper to reveal......Odor eaters for my shoes.

So I was wondering what others were getting that would seem awkward this Christmas.

NOT Malorn · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:12 am Post subject:

I got a small, child-sized bathtub filled with lotions, bath-salts and other random toiletries... Perhaps my strangest gift to date. I as well, got an axe, for wood chopping. No odor eaters, however: lucky me! Razz

Cal Hurst · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:15 am Post subject:

I gave this to a friend.

(Elephant Man-Thong)

She gave me this in return:

(Motorized golfball cleaner)

We had a random contest Wink

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Vahn Roughnight · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:56 am Post subject:

hahaha, Im leaning towards you winning the contest Vaen. Who won though by the way?

As for gifts I made sure I told everyone I knew to not get me anything! Yes I know it sounds crazy but I really dont care if I get anything or not. I am happy just being around family and friends.

..and this is where I am dragged off to a straight jacket >.>

and Mith this is for you...

NEKO
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Cal Hurst · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject:

Everyone said she won. But meh! MINE EVEN SQUEAKED AT THE TIP!
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Vahn Roughnight · Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:57 pm Post subject:

so your saying she squeaked your tip....

*wanders off*
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Teh Glouris Lrod Kujabis · Transcendent Spammer Joined: 29 Dec 2003 Posts: 5740

She wins random, you win rediculous. Tie.