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"Yonder Shady Merchant" Episode One
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:23 pm Post subject: "Yonder Shady Merchant" Episode One Reply with quote
A shady merchant in dazzlingly bright clothes stood in a shadowy alleyway in Britain...

Hail, lass! Art thou satisfied with the size of thine melons!? I have a spell to increase the size and fullness of... Damn!, he yelled, as the poor woman carrying her fresh produce ran off.

Hail to thee, good sir! Aer thou confident in the length and thickness of thine snake!? I have a spell that will make the ladies... Blast it!, he said, stomping on the ground in irritation at the necromancer and his dark adder familiar that just wandered off, ignoring him.

The merchant took his brightly hued hat off, threw it to the ground, and stomped on it repeatedly. Perhaps it was time to look for a new line of work.
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