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Gorgon · Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:27 pm Post subject: Orcish Screenshots

Random Screenies:

THE ORC TRIAL:

Gorgon presents, for your Enjoyment... ORCS V MOONGLOW, A tale of Bigotry and Orc Abuse!

The Orcs were out enjoying a peaceful day in Sanctus... hitting on femmies, drinking heavily, and setting various humans' cloaks aflame! Gorgon "jokingly" mooned some Glowpugs, as was custom in the Neg'Latuk tribe, and was accosted by Fong in a Pseudo-Sexual manner involving fireballs. Not to worry though, Gorgon and his Masculinity are quite intact and operational! After this brutal attack on Gorgon's life, he and Gron'Teg alerted the Sanctan police force and had a Showdown with the Glowpugs in the Orcs greatest sphere of influence.... THE JUDICIAL SYSTEM!

Although you cannot see the Judge speaking in the photos, you can probably guess what he's saying. He threatened the Orcs with contempt of Court at least 7 times, and accused Gorgon of stealing his Gavel, and gave sentencing.

The Prosecuting party are Gorgon and Gron'Teg.
The Orcs Ugakju, Sha'Lak, Va'Nag, Bob, Gol'Dark, and one other were present at the trial.

The defense was Fong, "Mayor" of Moonglow, and his associate(Unknown!).

Although in the end, the verdict was that The Glowpugs' abuse was cancelled out by the Orcs' various offences, the Orcs will no-doubt defeat the Human/Elf scum in the Future! Hoowah Grishnak! Hoowah Bludgod! Hoowah Neg'Latuk!

[Screenies Courtesy of Miss Matilda, Officer of Sanctus]

Valar Morghulis.

"I also thank Woden for realizing that Pirates > Ninjas" -Gorgo
" ...dont make me hurt you gorgo" -Woden

Gorg'Farg and Va'Nag encounter the Umbrans:

A few nights ago, Grig and me were Roleplaying about when we ran into about 8 Umbra-Dwellers, essentially the new Evil guild in the Community.

The backstory to this is that Gorg'Farg was following them about stealthed when his cleptomania ensued. He then "liberated" 3 members of their party of various objects, and while they were debating what they would do to Farg, Va'Nag shows up. Farg blows his cover and they get into a squabble.

The rest of the story is as follows:

Due to unforseen circumstances, the last screenshot didn't take. But Gorg'Farg ran off, leaving Va'nag, or Va'nag ran off, leaving Gorg'Farg.... I don't know which, haha.

Orcish Stripdance for Toni's Birthday:

Bwaahaahah

I'd also like to post a picture of who the Person behind the Orc is... SO I SHALL!

I'm in the Toga. The guy on my shoulder is my friend, and the girl to the left is being entertained by my superior Orcish intellect.. <3

"Ebbah bin wit ah Orc befowah?"
-Gorgo in Vegas

*Gorgmogi glowers at you*

And with that, I'm done. Enjoy!

Toni McStravick · Seasoned Veteran Joined: 25 Feb 2006 Posts: 467

Gorgo you are absolutely adorable.hehe

And for the record, I was so hammered the night of my birthday irl, I only saw the one song due to laughing so hard.

A word of advice to everyone else, pray you don't get a lap dance from an orc for your birthday...and if you do....have lots of alcohol on hand.

Seriously though, love ya to death Gorgon and "No I don't wanna touch your pokah!"

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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

Cat Lyxen · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:19 am Post subject: hehehe

That was so funny ! Thanks for posting it! I miss all the good stuff *pouts*
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Mallory Ventrue · Lore Master Joined: 29 Nov 2004 Posts: 1139

Well Cat... guess that means we need to make some of our own!! Very Happy

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Toni McStravick · Seasoned Veteran Joined: 25 Feb 2006 Posts: 467

Hehe Cat, be sure to remind me when your birthday is....I'll be sure to send the orcs your way Laughing

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Knights of Clan McStravick

Davaran: What's the most romantic wood?

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

Cat Lyxen · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:49 pm Post subject: hehehe

Yeah Mallory!! but I think im in bed when all the good stuff happens. Poo! Work sucketh! hehe

Toni I already had my birthday in November and had a purrty good party. It was a surprise and they got me good. Ask Mallory , she was there. hehe
The last time I was around orcs they kidnapped me, took me to their Orc Fort and made me dance nekked in their Twibute pile . hehehe Was very funny . Orcies are so cute.
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'I'll end with an edit to Ditto's post since she obviously doesn't grasp the man code.......................having your sister entertained by another gentleman gives you clearance to entertain their sister without retribution while taking care of mom leads to a blood fued which can only end in death" Gnarlug

Cal Hurst · Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:19 pm Post subject:

YOU LOOK LIKE ISIL! :O

Long lost brothers?
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Beleth · Lore Keeper Joined: 29 Dec 2003 Posts: 848

Classic Orc?

Classic GreyPawn?

Classic OES?

Classic Brit Wars?

And finally?

My First House =)

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Isil Narmolanya · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:43 am Post subject:

Gorgon · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:41 am Post subject:

...You only want me because of my mojo pokah!

Isil Narmolanya · Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:53 am Post subject:

Pretty sure it's the other way around
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Merci d'Rue · Babbling Loony Joined: 18 Jan 2006 Posts: 2810

LUV JU GUYS!

I have had such fun with the Orcs, thankgoodness they have not had fun with Merci...
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Orion · Journeyman Joined: 02 Jun 2006 Posts: 230

I want your orc pokah Gorgo...
Shocked

Gorgon · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject:

Dabu Merci.... all challenges shall be overcome... HOOWAH NEG'LATUK!

And Orion... Any day, baby *winks*

Saidhe Skyfire · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:57 am Post subject:

The night of the orc trial had to be the funniest ever.

Kudos for putting up these pics. Brings back great memories.
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