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Talon's Manhood - A Propaganda poster that never made it

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:54 pm Post subject: Talon's Manhood - A Propaganda poster that never made it Reply with quote

(OOC disclamer, this is an IC reply to an equaly tasteless poster)

Isk read the poster poking fun of him and the Regency. He immediately went about creating a counter poster. Drawing in Talon with his pants down, a small erection sporting from the king’s lap covered discreetly by the smallest black line as if to show some decency. At first he had Talon hold a paper that said “I have no friends” which was in essence true since his allies outside of Sanctus could be counted on one hand but he decided against it to further drive the point on the manhood issue. Talon’s affection with the Kitsune was likewise sketched in, with the beast licking Talon’s ass. The animals, Isk was told, were able to launch projectiles from their mouths so the intelligent viewer might surmise that with such close proximity to the king’s ass something may have gone up it. And lastly as Isk concentrated on the poster he began to go over various combinations of words to use for it. At first he thought of the obvious “Talon’s penis is so small he must compensate for it with a large guild” but he found that too favourable of Talon. Instead Isk figured that since the propaganda poster against him was more dirty than this Isk would take a stab at Talon’s relationship to his wife. And so he wrote...





But then, just before sending it to the printing press Isk paused and decided better. The Magnate would hold this one for himself and should the propaganda of the enemy go on he would let the world know what he really felt of the Royal family of Sanctus.
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