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Yasamin · Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:52 pm Post subject:

A fishtank and a fan with a plastic blade. I'm screwed.
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Dryzzid · Honored Member Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 1260

Umm.. the object to my direct left is a window. Am I supposed to jump?
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Joanna Weaver · Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:30 pm Post subject:

IRL the object usually to my left is my son. Let's see if all that call of duty gaming actually pays off.
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Willow Smythe · Certifiable Joined: 25 Feb 2007 Posts: 1713

well to my left is some cookies and other snack goodies, Advent Children and my car statement. Further than that (still w/ in arms reach) is ,y HUGE framed French Cinderella Picture that's taller than me and my Window. So first I will feed them and make them watch Final Fantasy. Next hit them over the head as I jump from my window.

I think I have a chance.
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Mairsil · Lore Master Joined: 02 Jan 2004 Posts: 1241

errr...a 23 ' 1080p LED samsung monitor..?

I guess the face smashing will look really beautiful for the one or two zombies I utterly destroy before going down.
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Ariana Lenoir · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:33 am Post subject:

Hmm... at the moment...

an almost empty bottle of Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout, 2 plastic boxes (one with pushpins and one with paperclips), my pill container with pills and a pair of my fuzzy socks..

... alright... so after I finish the beer I can smash the bottle, straighten the paperclips and shove the paperclips, broken glass and pushpins into one of the socks and then tie the other sock onto it to give it a bit more reach...

... the pills will be when I inevitably hit myself with the homemade sap instead of the zombies.
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Ariana Lenoir · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:37 am Post subject:

Garrett BL · Adventurer Joined: 27 Oct 2008 Posts: 84

*looks* xbox 360... hunting knife... native american ceremonial dagger (supposedly... dad got it at a garage sale... *shrugs*) large wooden cobra statuette... At least I can die playing Halo or something...

Cal Hurst · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:20 am Post subject:

Ariana Lenoir · Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:27 am Post subject:

Hahaha. Totally.

I'm so sleepy that I didn't catch the double mention. *grins*
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Edda · Certifiable Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 1586 Location: US

This is my favorite thread ever. Its so revealing.

Samon Triest · Sage Joined: 01 Jan 2004 Posts: 720

I lose. All that is on my left is my roommate passed out on the couch surrounded by empty Budweiser bottles with some rather... dirty looking chick on top of him. I could win if zombies could be infected with STDs? Because the couch is now a breeding ground for them. Guess I can just use the empty bottles.
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Edda · Certifiable Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 1586 Location: US

Yasamin · Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:17 am Post subject:

lol Are you kidding? He has two people to sacrafice to the zombies as he runs away.
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(4:45:41 PM) Jarem: It becomes increasingly difficult to feel noble in my causes when my cause is to defend my charge from her own violent tendencies.

Cal Hurst · Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:59 am Post subject:

I have changed locations. To my left is a wall. A couple of pictures, and a wall lamp.

Wait, wait... as I was typing this, Edda moved to my left. She is now my weapon of choice.

I'm fracked.
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