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Atlantic News · Journeyman Joined: 21 Nov 2004 Posts: 217

Stygian Abyss Limited Time Offer
The Dev Team.
01 Apr 2009

You’ve journeyed through the darkness, vanquishing untold legions of corrupted spawn and vile undead intent on your utter destruction. You’ve seen wonders vast and terrible, walked through blazing rivers of fire, and even faced the most ancient of threats to two worlds. Your journey through the Stygian Abyss nears its completion, and indeed, you consider what untold wonders and wealth await your stalwart and unyielding hands.

It would not be unusual for you to believe that at its heart, the blackened core of the Stygian Abyss, you should perhaps encounter your greatest foe. It would not, in any way, be unusual to believe you might stumble across some sort of Chamber of Virtue. No, you would not be thought misled to even expect the Codex itself! All of these things would be expected by anyone with a shred of reason left following their ordeals…

But you would be Wrong!
The Ultima Online team is proud to present the latest innovation in in-dungeon housing technology: Stygian Heights! The premiere luxury tower condominium solution for a new generation of dungeon dwelling heroes!

Located directly in the heart of the Stygian Abyss, overlooking the vast chasm rending reality itself, awaits Britannia’s latest, trendiest skyscraper (or shall we say dungeon-ceiling-scraper!)

Containing over 400 units and rising more than 2000 tiles high (thanks to our new, 256 tile X-Y offset technology (patent pending)) Stygian Heights affords its owners the best of accommodations from both old world and new!

Rival the Queen of Gargoyles herself with your opulent decorations! Put the stodgy castles and towers of yester-year behind you! Interact with hundreds of like minded Humans, Elves, and Gargoyles from across the globe!

Details:
3 total bedrooms
2 full bathrooms (NEW! ***Innovative UO Technology***)
Style: Abyssian
Hardwood floors, marble tiled entrance
Central heating/cooling
Fireplace, or optional “Heat Source” for that Gargoyle look
HOA

Amenities:
Direct dungeon access
24 hour NPC concierge and stable storage for ***10*** animals
Pet friendly!

More than 150 units have already been sold! Reserve your unit now! This special introductory offer won’t last long! Starting from 5,236,885,565.00 GP

Jaedra · Sage Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 500

Yay April 1st
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Arakad · Lore Keeper Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 940

I'll take two - it'll bankrupt me but be worth it Very Happy

Molly · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:24 am Post subject:

OMG...I want one...*cries* Do you think it is an April fools joke??
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Grand Duchess Molly Kaldhel
Oracle of Truth
The House Gauntlet
Sanctus, Luna, Malas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXoGDbJ5nLU
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Arakad · Lore Keeper Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 940

unfortunatly thats a yes .... Laughing

Skatha · Adventurer Joined: 30 Jun 2008 Posts: 81

Excellent investment opportunities, I'll take the top floor, speak with my broker and accountant regarding terms of sale.

Notice to Public:

Excellent dining, spectacular dancefloor and award winning music available on new *top of tower* entertainment. Large areas, appropriately designed, will be available for conference, meetings, private parties, and "interviews," catering to both the Light and Dark guilds and individuals. Private secure quarters to be used for activies of any nature will be offered.
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